When you’re a parent, you quickly learn that some days are just “one of those days.” But then there are those days that can only be described as an Epic Sh*tshow. A mom named Lisa Greene recently shared her wild morning on social media, and trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you might cry by the end of it. And just to set the stage, this was all before lunch!
Lisa starts with a bit of a heavy heart, sharing that her dog had been in an accident and needed surgery to have his leg amputated. While caring for him, chaos ensued as it often does when a mom is juggling too much. It all kicked off when her daughter, Daisy, exclaimed she smelled something burning.
“I could smell it too,” Lisa recounted. “It smelled like something was melting, so I checked the toaster and ran upstairs to see if any of the kids had left their hair tools on. Nothing seemed amiss.” As the burning odor intensified, panic set in, and naturally, she had to wake her oblivious husband, Mark.
“I just shook him awake, yelling, ‘WAKE UP! SOMETHING’S ON FIRE AND I CAN’T FIND IT!’” she recalled, perfectly capturing the frantic energy of the situation.
Mark groggily responded, “What is it now?” But Lisa didn’t hold back. “SOMETHING IS BURNING IN THIS HOUSE! WE NEED TO GET OUT NOW—PUT ON YOUR PANTS!”
After a brief investigation, they discovered the source of the smell—her son Jake’s sock, which had somehow ended up burning in the light fixture of the ceiling fan.
Lisa’s reaction was priceless. “OH MY GOD! YOUR SOCK IS ABOUT TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE! WHY IS IT ON THE LIGHT FIXTURE?!” she exclaimed while trying to push the flaming sock off with one of Daisy’s dolls, now sporting a melted head. Jake, unfazed, merely shrugged and joked, “Sock Fire would be a great band name.”
If you’re not laughing yet, you might want to check your pulse. And the post-mortem lecture she gave her son was just as hilarious. “DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A DISASTER? OPEN THE WINDOWS AND FLAIL YOUR ARMS AROUND! I JUST WASHED MY HAIR, AND I DON’T WANT TO SMELL LIKE A BONFIRE!”
As if that wasn’t enough excitement for the morning, Lisa finally caught her breath and sat down to reflect on how lucky they were when one of her daughters came running in, exclaiming that Daisy had found a baby squirrel. But when Lisa investigated, she found Daisy cradling a six-inch-long squirrel that was—wait for it—completely lifeless.
“Oh my god, Daisy! You’re keeping a dead squirrel warm in your shirt?” Lisa gasped. After a bit of negotiation involving Doritos and a fudge pop, she managed to reclaim the squirrel and placed its limp body in a plastic bag.
By now, it’s clear that Lisa’s day was the gift that kept on giving. “And all of this happened before 7:00 am. Just a reminder that life can always get weirder, so roll with it!”
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In summary, Lisa Greene’s morning was nothing short of chaotic and comedic, showcasing the unpredictable nature of parenting. From a burning sock to a dead squirrel, it’s a reminder that sometimes, all you can do is laugh and roll with the punches of family life.
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