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The Ultimate Birth Control for Parents? Tiny Humans, Also Known as Little Blockers
by Lisa Thompson
Sep. 7, 2023
Having two little ones has been the most rewarding experience of my life—and simultaneously the best deterrent against having more kids. Before parenthood, I often forgot to take my birth control, but now it’s a nightly ritual as I gear up for the challenge of putting my two young ones to bed. However, I’ve realized that I might not even need to take that pill anymore since my husband and I barely find the time for intimacy.
It turns out that managing small children acts as its own form of birth control. With the chaos of parenting comes a lack of opportunity for romance, thanks to a few key factors:
1. Constant Exhaustion
I can’t recall the last time I enjoyed a full night’s sleep. I’m perpetually tired—dreaming of my bed the moment I get out of it in the morning. By the time I finally get to lie down, I can hardly keep my eyes open. So when it comes to intimacy? Yeah, I’m just not feeling it, sorry love.
2. Feeling Unattractive
It’s tough to feel sexy when it’s been ages since my last shower—at least I think it’s been ages. There are areas of my body that have been neglected for far too long. Even when I manage to change out of my stained sweatpants and take a shower, I’m still adjusting to my “mom bod,” which has its soft spots. I’m working on embracing my body, but for now, let’s keep our distance.
3. The Realities of Parenting
As parents, we encounter all sorts of messy situations. I’m used to the sights and smells that come with caring for little ones. But certain scenarios, like potty training or unexpected vomit incidents, make it hard to switch from cleanup mode to feeling sexy. It’s not easy to go from scrubbing stains to feeling like a goddess.
4. Co-Sleeping Nightmares
Our bed has become prime real estate, occupied by our kids who’ve claimed it for themselves. With little room to maneuver, our options for intimacy are limited. Sure, we could try the shower, but who really has the energy for that? (Refer to point one.) Knowing our luck, one of us would end up slipping and injuring ourselves.
5. No Privacy
Even if we could manage to sneak away to the bathroom together (I know it sounds romantic, but at least it has a lock), our kids have an uncanny ability to sense when we’re trying to be intimate. They will interrupt us every time. Once we shift back into “parent mode” to assist with their requests, it’s almost impossible to regain that intimate vibe. I believe the term for this is Coitus Interruptus.
I’ve heard that parenting becomes a bit easier as kids grow older—though it may present new challenges when they hit the tween years. But for now, we’re in the thick of it. Just the other evening, I leaned in to kiss my husband in the kitchen, only for our daughter to shout, “MY POOP LOOKS LIKE A BANANA!” before needing one of us to help her clean up.
I’m not saying romance is completely lost, but it’s definitely on the back burner while we juggle parenting responsibilities. If you’re interested in more tips about this subject, you can explore helpful information on fertility supplements over at our post on boosting fertility supplements. Furthermore, if you’re looking for resources on home insemination, check out this authority on the topic. The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists offers excellent information on treating infertility that you might find useful.
Summary:
Raising small children can serve as an unexpected form of birth control, as parents navigate exhaustion, self-image struggles, and constant interruptions. With little time or energy for intimacy, romance often takes a backseat to parenting duties. While the future may hold a potential return to more romantic moments, for now, it’s all about managing the chaos of family life.
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