Arguing with my little ones is far from my favorite way to spend the day, and yet it’s one of the most certain ways I’ll find myself occupied. No matter the reasoning behind a “no,” sometimes they just can’t let it go.
But don’t worry, fellow mothers! We now have a clever new strategy for asserting our authority: belting out a side-splitting parody of “Despacito” whenever our kids test the waters with a dreaded request. I’m planning to accompany mine with some exaggerated hip movements and a trusty hairbrush as a microphone. If you don’t have one, a wooden spoon will do just fine—artists are resourceful, after all.
The talented Kelly Summers from MomLifeUnplugged brings us some of the internet’s most hilarious mom parodies, and her latest offering does not disappoint. “I Told You No” highlights the daily frustrations faced by moms everywhere. Throughout the video, Kelly sings and pleads with her kids to sit down for dinner or flush the toilet, while moms everywhere nod in agreement, perhaps even adding a shimmy in their seats.
From the endless reminders not to toss balls in the house, shutting down requests for sweets, to the repeated pleas for them to pick up their toys before we suffer the agony of stepping on a Lego, this parody perfectly encapsulates how frustrated we are when our instructions go unheeded. And then our kids, perplexed, wonder why we seem to be yelling.
It’s because we’ve already said no, for goodness sake!
I find myself dreaming of outfitting my home with disco lights and having a couple of backup dancers ready to go. The next time my children whine and ask, “But why?” after I’ve politely said no, I’ll hit a big red button on the wall. Suddenly, “I Told You No” will start playing, the lights will dim, and my backup dancers will burst from their hiding spot under the sink to dance around while I sing “I said no! I said no! I said no!”
This article was originally published on Aug. 23, 2017.
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Summary:
This article humorously captures the daily challenges of motherhood, highlighting the constant battles against children’s requests and the frustrations when they ignore our guidance. Kelly Summers’ parody of “Despacito” brings a light-hearted approach to these struggles, offering a relatable and entertaining perspective for mothers everywhere.
Keyphrase: Parody of Despacito captures mom frustrations
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