It seems the world of fidget spinners is far from over. The kids are finally asleep, the house is quiet, and your partner has taken a break from the sports commentary. It’s time to turn up the heat—if you catch my drift. Slip into something a bit more enticing and gather your favorite, um, toys.
And by “toys,” I mean fidget spinners for your nipples. Yes, you heard that right. Introducing the newest innovation: Fidgetiddies. Apparently, fidget spinners haven’t annoyed us enough this year, so why not take it to the next level?
This quirky invention comes courtesy of 22-year-old college graduate, Samantha Rodriguez. She shared her inspiration with Glamour, stating, “Having ADHD and anxiety, these toys genuinely bring me peace and joy. I even jazzed up my graduation cap with fidget spinners at my recent UCLA graduation, and the kids loved it! I used Velcro to keep them on my cap and started to think about other places to attach them. As a gender studies major and a vocal advocate for body positivity, it felt natural to put them on my breasts as a fun way to challenge societal norms.”
Sure, she’s young and doesn’t have kids of her own, which might explain her unique take on this concept. Plus, she even offers a tutorial for the curious!
For those of us living with elementary-age children, fidget spinners are practically synonymous with chaos. My kids have been obsessed with them, spinning them incessantly and leaving them scattered all over the house. So naturally, after a long day of managing this madness, the first thing that comes to mind is how to incorporate fidget spinners into “adult time.” Because nothing says romance quite like introducing a toy your children have been obsessing over all day into the bedroom.
I’m just kidding, of course—though it could be hilarious to surprise your partner with these little gadgets while you’re wearing a loose shirt. Even if you’re not in the mood for intimacy, it can add a lighthearted distraction from everyday stress.
Just make sure you differentiate your Fidgetiddies from your kids’ stash!
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In summary, the fusion of fidget spinners and intimacy is a bizarre but humorous idea that could lighten the mood during grown-up time. Just remember to keep your toys separate from your kids’ collection for everyone’s sanity.
Keyphrase: Fidget Spinners for Your Nipples
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