Sometimes, less is more—unless we’re discussing rear ends; in that case, we’d prefer none, thanks.
You know the saying, “Want to know if someone is vegan? They’ll tell you”? Well, a vegan café owner in Memphis, Tennessee, has become somewhat notorious for an unusual review—not about the quality of their food, but about a child’s bare backside.
Earlier this week, a diner penned a harsh critique of Imagine Vegan Café, but rather than focusing on their menu, she was appalled by a naked toddler running about during her meal. And not just any toddler—a child “displaying its rear end,” which happened to be the owner’s little one.
Yes, you heard that right. The café owner’s child was merrily parading their backside like a bewildered gorilla, causing quite the distraction for anyone unfortunate enough to be dining there. While it’s likely the child wasn’t intentionally showcasing their rear, I’m determined to use the term “rear end” as often as possible, since it’s not every day I get to do so.
According to reports from Wonkette.com, customer Jessica Morgan unleashed a scathing review, claiming that in addition to the unexpected side of rear end, the owner’s other child was yodeling repeatedly throughout her dining experience. In her complaint, Morgan stated, “During my visit, a bare-bottomed toddler was running around (…) and bent over to show me its rear end. I wish I was exaggerating.”
So do we, Jessica. Not being there to witness the chaos may be one of our biggest regrets.
Morgan further commented, “I understand it’s a family-friendly place and kids can be quirky, but…” To which the owners, clearly irritated, responded in a series of now-deleted posts, “I’m about to start naming names and sharing photos of patrons who leave bad reviews (…) You will not be welcome back at Imagine.” For context, we doubt anyone concerned about their health would be keen on returning after such an experience.
Naturally, there was a flood of comments, with friends tagging one another and sharing their own cringe-worthy rear end tales. The internet has now dubbed this incident #RearEndGate, proving that the online world can sometimes be wonderfully entertaining.
The owners insisted on standing their ground against “bullies.”
Given the nature of this incident, we feel compelled to weigh in. Unless we’re dining at your home—maybe even then—having naked children running around is not acceptable. This woman isn’t anti-kids, just anti-rear end. Trust us, we have our fair share of little ones as well.
The owners, feeling the need to clarify, issued another now-deleted statement, expressing their disbelief that their child wasn’t fully potty trained. We don’t mean to be picky here, but shouldn’t there be some sort of barrier between a child’s backside and a patron’s meal? That certainly raises health code concerns.
After the initial thread gained traction (because really, who could resist a viral rear end story?), the restaurant made a final statement—only to retract it later. Frustrated, they eventually deleted their entire Facebook page.
So, if you’re intrigued and want to check it out for yourself, you might want to take a trip to Memphis. But be sure to keep your eyes on your own plate.
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In summary, a vegan café in Memphis found itself at the center of a bizarre controversy over a toddler’s naked antics, leading to a series of outrageous reviews and reactions.
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