Are you a cat enthusiast? I mean truly, deeply in love with cats? Like, “I prefer my feline friend over humans, and we have spirited discussions about global issues and the best sunbathing spots”? If so, you’re in luck—an extraordinary house has just hit the market in the Arizona desert that might just be your perfect match.
A recent listing from Coldwell Banker has gone viral, and once you see the interior photos, you’ll understand why. Located at 669 County Road 8235 Stanford Road—an address that sounds more complicated than it needs to be—is priced at $240,000, a bargain if you’re seeking a cozy spot to embrace solitude (or cat-itude).
The listing is filled with typical real estate jargon, but let’s break it down for you:
- “Contemporary (with indoor plumbing!), eccentric (a bit quirky), full log-sided custom home (truly unique) on about 20 acres (perfect for those who value their privacy). Cat lovers rejoice! (Mr. Whiskers is your only deity.) If you adore cats (like, a lot), this is the abode for you. If not, bring a sandblaster! (And maybe some matches, sage, and a priest.) Custom-built with hardwood kitchen cabinets (Oak, Lacewood, and Bocote—because why not?), accented artfully with river rock. The great room features a Medieval-inspired cat castle with multiple levels made of stone. (WARNING: This is REAL.) All interior doors are custom-built (wood). A must-see to believe! (Seriously.) This once-in-a-lifetime find is extremely fun (think of the fun you have when trapped in a pitch-black room hearing a growl that isn’t from you)!”
Let’s take a closer look!
Sure, it needs some TLC, but this charming residence has skylights, expansive windows…and a plethora of cats. I can’t help but notice the mass of toy cats clinging to the railing—looks like they were in a frantic attempt to escape their fate. How adorable!
And speaking of adorableness, check out the assortment of cat-themed decorations. Christmas stockings in June? My cat has a stocking too, but I took it down ages ago. That’s just excessive!
Those high ceilings are a sight to behold, with cat items dangling precariously from above. Do you think someone climbed up there? I’m betting they didn’t think, “A ladder would be logical.”
Need extra room?
There’s plenty of space for more cats. How about unwinding in the—oh dear… If even one of those mugs isn’t cat-themed, I might be heartbroken. Oh, and don’t miss the absence of plates—perfect for an eccentric’s soup-based diet.
Now, into the garage we go! There’s ample room for your Stairmaster and trampoline, which can also help you reach the ceiling to hang more cat posters.
And let’s not forget the view…your serene, desolate, final outlook.
Offers are currently being accepted, folks. Don’t let this whimsical opportunity slip away!
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Summary
This unique Arizona property is a paradise for cat lovers, boasting quirky features and plenty of feline-themed decor, making it both a dream and a potential nightmare for anyone not as enamored with cats. If you’re ready to embrace this adventure, don’t miss out on this unusual listing!
Keyphrase: Cat lovers dream home
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