If the RompHim didn’t quite quench your thirst for bold fashion, brace yourself—lace shorts for men have arrived, and we’re left with so many questions. First, we witnessed clear-kneed jeans, and while we had our opinions, we mostly just let it slide. Then came the rompers for men, affectionately dubbed “RompHims.” But now, we can no longer remain silent because someone has taken this trend too far—introducing lace versions.
That’s right. Think RompHim, but with a delicate, sheer twist. These new creations—technically a two-piece set comprised of lace shorts and a matching top—give the illusion of a one-piece while being entirely see-through. For any gentlemen who considered the RompHim too tame, this retailer has stepped up.
The line, dubbed Lace Me Up, is the brainchild of online fashion retailer Hologram City, and it doesn’t come cheap. Each piece—both the top and the shorts—retails for $49, meaning if you’re keen on dressing your guy in head-to-toe lace, you’ll be shelling out a full Benjamin. That’s quite a price for something that may not be in style come next season.
As pointed out by Mashable, the Lace Me Up collection addresses one major concern of the RompHim: the struggle of using the restroom without undressing completely. Not that anyone seems to care about the discomfort women endure with their one-piece outfits for the sake of fashion. At least with Lace Me Up, everything will be on display, save for the essentials, as the marketers suggest wearing underwear—yay?
Initially, we were baffled, but after some thought, we found a silver lining. One practical advantage? The outfit is incredibly breathable, potentially preventing sweaty… well, you know what we mean. According to my friend Jake, this is a common summer struggle for guys. However, a notable downside is the bizarre tan lines that may result from the lace pattern covering the upper body and thighs. Not exactly a fashion win, gentlemen. A full-body sunscreen application is definitely advisable before sporting this look.
If you’re still intrigued by this trend, pre-sale for the Lace Me Up collection starts today. So, if you’re determined to see a man flaunting yellow lace with his bits almost visible, go for it!
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In summary, lace shorts for men are the latest fashion statement that sparks curiosity and concern. With their sheer design and high price, they challenge traditional norms and ensure summer comfort—if you can handle the potential tan lines.
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