It’s that time of year again—swimsuit season! A couple of comical moms are here to make us all feel better about the trials of finding the perfect bathing suit. In a side-splitting new video, they capture the absurdity of shopping for swimwear, making it feel like they’re right there with us in the changing room.
Meet Sarah and Mia, the witty duo behind the vibrant Facebook page MomsUnplugged. Their videos are packed with relatable humor about motherhood and womanhood, and in their latest skit, they dive into the ridiculousness of women’s swimwear options.
Men vs. Women: The Swimwear Struggle
The comedy kicks off as they contrast what men get to wear to the beach with what women face—Mia and Sarah model laid-back board shorts and comfy tees, poking fun at how practical men’s swimwear is. “Just look at this! You can bend down without worry,” Sarah laughs. “No accidental wardrobe malfunctions here!” Ah, the dream of enjoying a day at the beach without the fear of exposing ourselves while simply reaching for a juice box!
“I’m not exactly brimming with confidence in a swimsuit,” says Mia, “but I refuse to let that stop me from enjoying the beach.” She jokes that after “a couple cocktails,” those body insecurities tend to fade—though she admits she’s still carrying a bit more weight since having her child. “I’m twelve pounds heavier than before, and let’s be real, I can’t even call it baby weight anymore.”
Swimsuit Showdown
The pair then showcase an array of swimsuits that most moms would raise eyebrows at—suits designed for lounging rather than actual swimming. Mia kicks things off with a black one-piece that features bizarre cut-outs. “Why do they do this? Isn’t the whole point to keep everything tucked in? This looks like you’re trying to fit into a tennis racket,” she quips.
Sarah isn’t impressed either with her ruffled monokini. “Is there a way to make your backside look even larger and to highlight your love handles? Because this suit definitely does that!” She adds humorously that one particular suit gives her “four complete buttcheeks” while Mia laments her spiderweb suit. “It was bad from the start; it had instructions on how to wear it!”
Embracing Joy Over Perfection
After displaying a few more ludicrous swimsuits, Mia sums it up perfectly: “You know what’s truly attractive? Joy. That’s what matters.” And she’s spot on. Our kids and partners couldn’t care less about our swimwear; the goal is to have a good time.
The video wraps up with the moms donning sensible swimsuits and cover-ups—perfect for a day at the beach. “This is reality, this is how I roll on the beach, and my kids think I’m awesome—because I am!” Mia declares. She emphasizes the importance of teaching her daughter to love herself, saying, “She won’t learn it just because I tell her; she’ll learn it from watching me.”
Her final sentiment? “I might dream of a revenge body, but I’ll settle for a ‘whatever’ attitude.” Sounds just about right!
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In summary, the hilarious insights from these moms remind us that joy and confidence matter far more than the number on the scale or the cut of a bathing suit. It’s all about embracing life’s moments, imperfections and all.
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