As I sit here, just nine days post-partial hysterectomy, I can’t help but think it felt like my insides were transformed into a soccer ball, kicked around, and then stuffed back into my body like a jigsaw puzzle. They retained my ovaries but removed my cervix, uterus, and Fallopian tubes—leaving me feeling like a big balloon filled with air and a hint of confusion.
For years, I battled with the chaos of my menstrual cycle—insane periods, bathroom disasters, and debilitating cramps that turned me into a couch potato. My cycles were long, creeping up to two weeks sometimes, even while on birth control. I was exhausted and frustrated, yearning for a solution. After a candid chat with my OB-GYN, who suggested a hysterectomy as an option, I realized it was time. With two boys of my own and a stepson, I was done with the baby-making phase!
In my quest for information, I read up on laparoscopic hysterectomies, which promised less downtime and pain. I even prepared myself with a book on recovery and scoured online forums filled with glowing testimonials about living in “period-free bliss.” I was all in—healthy eating, exercises, meditations, and even bone broth (yes, I went there!). But no amount of preparation could truly ready me for the reality that awaited.
Here’s what I wish someone had told me beforehand:
- Post-Surgery Shakes: Waking up from anesthesia felt like a marathon finish line—shaking uncontrollably as if I’d just run a 300k (I wish!). As the nurses administered Demerol, a wave of calm washed over me, and I suddenly found myself complimenting their beauty. Awkward, but hey, it’s the meds talking.
- Air Inside You: Imagine being filled with so much air you could inflate balloons for a party! The medical team fills your body with gas to maneuver around your organs, and it takes time for your body to absorb it. Pain meds helped, but it was quite the experience.
- Bathroom Drama: Peeing became an Olympic event—10 to 15 minutes of maneuvering just to relieve myself. My husband was my hero, lifting my feet to help me out. Bless him!
- Caffeine is Key: If you’re a coffee lover, don’t skip the caffeine post-surgery! I learned the hard way when my caffeine withdrawal turned into a pounding migraine. Lesson learned.
- Aches and Pains: Expect to feel sore for a while. I felt like something could fall out at any moment, but rest assured, nothing did. Just hang in there.
- Eating Challenges: Food didn’t sit well with me initially. I experienced stomach cramps when I tried to eat anything solid, and I quickly learned to stick to lighter options. The upside? I lost 4 pounds in a week!
- Pooping Predicaments: Let’s talk about the struggle to poop—it was by far the worst part. After trying stool softeners and fiber drinks, my husband had to resort to an enema and prune juice. A real team effort, folks!
- Bloat Alert: Be prepared to look a bit pregnant after the surgery. Bloating and inflammation, combined with the fact that you can’t really engage your ab muscles, will give you a little bump. Have some comfy clothes ready!
- Lean on Your Support System: Seriously, find someone to help you through this journey. My husband was my rock, assisting me with everything from meals to emotional support. He deserves a medal!
I removed parts of my body that brought me pain and frustration for far too long. It was an emotional experience, but as I looked in the mirror—five small incisions, a bloated belly, and all—I felt a sense of awe at what my body was capable of healing.
If you’re considering this path, remember to be kind to yourself. Your journey will be unique, so take it slow, rest, and accept help. Let others nurture you, whether it’s bringing food, running errands, or simply being there for you.
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Summary
Going through a hysterectomy can be a daunting experience filled with unexpected challenges. From post-surgery shakes to bloating and the struggles of healing, it’s crucial to prepare yourself mentally and physically. Lean on your support system and allow yourself the time and grace to recover. Remember, every woman’s experience is unique, and you are not alone in this journey.
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