By: Jessica Lane
Updated: Jan. 24, 2017
Originally Published: Jan. 24, 2017
When it comes to culinary skills, I consider myself quite adept. Picture a fusion of culinary giants like Ina Garten, Julia Child, and Gordon Ramsay, with a splash of Giada’s glamorous hair. I meticulously plan meals and maintain organized shopping lists. My kitchen arsenal features a pressure cooker and a high-quality stand mixer, and trust me, I know my way around them. I can sauté with the finesse of a professional chef and create elaborate gluten-free cakes adorned with velvety buttercream frosting so indulgent it would make anyone want to dive right in.
While my schedule is packed, I strive to be organized and inventive in the kitchen. I wouldn’t dream of serving my kids fast-food meals or non-organic fruits. Have you seen the research linking those items to negative effects on children’s development? No thanks. Instead, it’s all about wholesome, gourmet dinners featuring top-tier ingredients. Grass-fed meats, hormone-free poultry, organic produce—you name it. Sure, it means frequent trips to multiple grocery stores like Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s, but it’s a small price to pay.
Clearly, I’m more invested in my children’s nutrition than some parents. If you’re okay with feeding your kids processed hot dogs or sugary cereal, what does that say about your level of care? Only nutritious, homemade meals can express true love, right? Haha, just kidding! The reality is, not everyone has time for such idealism, and I certainly don’t.
To whip up a homemade dinner, you need to actually be home to cook. You need to remember to set your slow cooker, and your fridge should have more than just condiments and questionable leftovers. On hectic days, the grocery store can quickly slip down my priority list. Before I know it, it’s 6:30 PM, and I’m faced with homework deadlines and my own escalating hunger. All that’s left in my fridge might be a sad bag of rotting fruit.
Every parent reaches a breaking point, and for me, that moment usually arrives when the first child declares, “I’m huuungryyy! What’s for dinner?” At precisely 5:12 PM, the phrase “I can’t even” becomes my mantra. In a state of desperation, I rummage through my pantry, wishing for a grocery fairy to deliver pre-prepared meals like a miracle. Instead, I find half a box of cereal and a dust-covered bag of flour.
So what’s on the menu tonight? A gourmet bowl of cereal with the classic “you eat this or go hungry” ultimatum. Kids adore cereal, and I refuse to be convinced it isn’t a decently balanced meal. (Seriously, I don’t want to hear any counterarguments!)
In a perfect world, we’d gather around the table every evening for balanced, home-cooked meals. But in such a world, I’d also have endless supplies of chocolate, a wrinkle-free visage, and a bathroom that stays clean. Unfortunately, those are not the cards I’ve been dealt.
Some evenings I manage to create healthy dishes, while other times I find myself racing to the nearest drive-thru. On some days, I make a point to eat fresh fruits and veggies; on others, I indulge in cookie dough while hiding in my pantry. Parenting is a tough gig!
If only the culinary networks would launch a show called “Cereal Showdown” or “Speedy Fast Food.” I’d certainly take home the grand prize!
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In conclusion, while the ideal of perfect nutrition is noble, the reality often leads us to simpler solutions, like cereal for dinner, when the clock is ticking and the kids are hungry.
Keyphrase: Cereal for Dinner
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