Abstract
Menstruation, often regarded as a natural part of womanhood, can feel more like an unwelcome burden. This commentary outlines the many frustrations associated with periods, emphasizing the physical and emotional challenges that accompany them.
After enjoying a two-year reprieve from menstruation, I recently found myself reacquainted with my monthly visitor, Aunt Flo, thanks to the gradual cessation of nursing my youngest child. This unwelcome return has reminded me just how unpleasant periods can be. If it were possible, I’d gladly nurse every baby in sight to avoid this cyclical torment for good.
The experience of pregnancy and childbirth is already demanding enough, with women often bearing the brunt of early childcare responsibilities. After all that, the “thank you” we receive is a crampy, bloated belly that feels as if an 18-wheeler is barreling through it, all while risking embarrassing leakage for several days. This hardly seems fair.
Here are some of the many grievances I have regarding this monthly ordeal:
- Uncontrollable Cravings: During this time, my appetite skyrockets. I strive to maintain a healthy lifestyle, yet the urge to consume everything in sight becomes overwhelming. Just hand me the chocolate and wine, and we can avoid any drama!
- The Bleeding: Let’s be real—why must our bodies expel their insides in such a messy manner? It’s like being stuck in an endless episode of “Shark Week” gone wrong.
- The Tampon Struggle: Those cheerful commercials depicting carefree women enjoying life while using tampons are a far cry from reality. The truth is far less glamorous.
- Digestive Confusion: The physical discomfort makes it challenging to discern whether the pain originates from my uterus or just the need for a bathroom visit. The added frustration of tampons feeling like they might launch themselves when I sit down is just too much to bear.
- Mood Swings: My emotions spiral out of control, often leaving me feeling like I need a break from myself. One moment I’m on the verge of tears because we’re out of bananas, and the next, I feel like I could punch someone.
- The Extra Supplies: After not needing period products for a while, I often forget to bring supplies to the bathroom. This leads to unnecessary trips back and forth, wasting time and mental energy.
- Wardrobe Woes: Nothing seems to fit quite right during this time. And even when it does, my mood makes me resent it all.
- Unwanted Explanations: Most mothers know the struggle of not having privacy, especially during bathroom breaks. Trying to explain menstruation to my curious child while managing a tampon is often more than I can handle. “No, sweetheart, I don’t have a penis. I have a vagina,” is a conversation I didn’t sign up for.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the physical symptoms—bloating, headaches, and fatigue—combined with the emotional rollercoaster make periods a challenging experience. I am ready for menstruation to take its leave.
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