Updated: April 7, 2021
Originally Published: October 20, 2016
In our fast-paced world, it’s all too easy to become overwhelmed. Between the relentless stream of grim news, the demands of children, financial obligations, work responsibilities, and an endless to-do list, stress can quickly escalate. At times, I feel like I’m about to completely lose my composure.
However, since throwing a fit is generally frowned upon, I’ve sought out creative methods to find calm amidst the chaos. After a long day, the last thing I need is to end up resembling a disheveled mess, waiting for someone to come and take my picture. Here are some effective relaxation strategies to help you unwind when you feel like life is spiraling out of control.
1. The Soothing Artistry of Bob Ross
Recently, I discovered the joy of watching Bob Ross on Netflix, a revelation that brought me immense peace. His calming voice and gentle brushwork can quickly transport me to a state of tranquility. Often, I find myself drifting off to sleep before he even completes his serene landscapes (which always feature a lovely tree line!). His comforting sayings, such as “There are no mistakes, only happy accidents,” resonate deeply, turning chaotic moments into something more manageable—much like a Bob Ross painting.
2. Indulging in Cookie Dough
Not all relaxation techniques are healthy, but they can certainly be effective. Whether I reach for a bag of chips or a spoonful of cookie dough, there’s something comforting about indulging in simple carbohydrates. These treats can make even the toughest days feel a bit brighter.
3. Laughing at Fails Online
There’s a certain joy in watching people trip and fall. It’s a guilty pleasure that never fails to evoke hearty laughter. We all know it’s funny—admit it!
4. Dreaming of a Hot Bath
Let’s be real: a long, uninterrupted soak sounds heavenly, but between the constant calls of “Mom!” and other distractions, it rarely happens.
5. Retail Therapy
While Calgon can’t whisk me away, online shopping offers a quick escape. In moments of frustration, I find solace in browsing Amazon for quirky items, nostalgic music from the ’80s, or clothes I probably won’t wear.
6. The Power of Swearing
Sometimes, nothing calms frayed nerves like a well-placed expletive. Whether expressing frustration over fashion trends or the chaos of current events, a good rant can be incredibly therapeutic. Try it out—let your frustrations fly and see how liberating it can feel!
7. Cleaning in a Fit of Rage
I’ve heard that cleaning can be a fantastic stress relief, but I can’t remember the last time I truly deep-cleaned.
8. Belting Out ’80s Hits
When I feel out of touch with the current music scene, I crank up some ’80s jams and dance around my kitchen. There’s nothing quite like reliving those glory days and remembering every lyric to songs like “Rapper’s Delight.”
9. Vent Sessions with Friends
Reaching out to a close friend for some venting is a great way to relieve stress. After sharing your frustrations, switch gears and indulge in nostalgia—discuss old high school drama or reminisce about classic TV shows.
10. Sweary Inspirational Memes
I love the quirky blend of inspirational quotes paired with humor. Those cheeky memes with beautiful backgrounds and hilarious captions perfectly capture the essence of balancing positivity and realism.
So, the next time you feel overwhelmed, consider tuning in to Bob Ross and treating yourself to a big bowl of cookie dough ice cream. Revel in the joy of watching him paint blissful scenes while you enjoy your sweet indulgence. And remember: this too shall pass.
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Summary
In a world filled with stressors, finding relaxation techniques is essential for modern parents. From the calming influence of Bob Ross and indulgent snacks to the therapeutic power of swearing and nostalgic music, it’s important to discover what works for you. Engaging in light-hearted activities, venting with friends, and even indulging in retail therapy can provide much-needed relief. Ultimately, the key is to find enjoyable ways to unwind and remember that stressful moments will eventually pass.
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