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Confronting the Terrifying Hand Dryer: A Parental Odyssey
by L. Harper
Updated: May 17, 2017
Originally Published: Aug. 28, 2016
In our journey to foster independence in our autistic son regarding daily living skills, we believed we had conquered a significant milestone when he finally embraced toilet training. Our joy was palpable, and I can only imagine the relief of my laundry appliances as they took a well-deserved break. We felt triumphant.
However, our optimism was somewhat misplaced. A critical obstacle remained. After consulting with his teachers, therapists, support staff, and other parents, it became clear that the issue wouldn’t resolve itself. With my unrealistic “I can never die” plan falling flat, it was time to confront… the Hand Dryer of Doom (cue dramatic music).
In an effort to promote environmental sustainability, hand dryers have been introduced to public restrooms worldwide. Unfortunately, the motors powering these devices emit a noise that could be likened to the wails of a tormented soul.
Merely advising my son, “Just dry your hands on your pants,” was futile. The first time he heard a stranger activate one, he was filled with an overwhelming fear at the mere sight of these machines. Plus, as he matures, he’s begun entering the men’s restroom alone (with me stationed at the entrance, loudly announcing, “Mom is right here. Call me if you need anything! And gentlemen, trust me, I’ve seen it all!”).
What Worked?
So, what was effective? A hair dryer. Yes, you read that right. His former teacher, Mrs. Thompson, ingeniously used one in the classroom after the children washed their hands. I can’t claim he adores it, but he learned to tolerate it, which is a significant win for us. The moment she shared a photo from a school trip to the mall, showing him using it, I was overcome with emotion—full-on ugly crying.
Miracles do happen, even in restrooms.
I recognized the Exlerator brand! You know it—it’s notoriously loud. Just when we thought it was safe to venture into the bathroom again, we encountered this monstrosity.
“Hey, her autistic kid finally overcame the fear of the hand dryer. Let’s take it up a notch!” Are you serious? Just look at this device; it resembles a torture apparatus from a low-budget science fiction film. I’ve managed to help him get comfortable with the basic hand dryer, and now I’m expected to introduce this? No way. I’m adopting the attitude of a “teenage girl sipping on a pumpkin spice latte,” because I can’t even right now. I guess wet hands will have to suffice, kiddo. A few soggy fries never hurt anyone, right?
At the movie theater, I noticed this device in the restroom, and not a single woman used it. Paper towels were readily available, and I watched as one after another bypassed this contraption, choosing to sacrifice a tree instead. Even those who are typically socially aware have their limits, and this machine crosses that line.
Some things can’t be remedied with a side of fries, and this hand dryer is certainly one of them. I’d tell it to “blow me” if I weren’t so terrified of it.
Originally published on Aug. 28, 2016
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In summary, navigating everyday challenges as a parent can be overwhelming, especially when it comes to sensory issues. The journey to help our children adapt to their environment often leads to unexpected solutions, like the humble hair dryer. With patience and creativity, even the most daunting hurdles can be addressed.
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