One evening, while my partner and I were out for dinner, he suddenly experienced a nosebleed. His eyes shifted nervously, and his neck seemed rigid as he pulled into a parking lot. “Oh no, my nose is bleeding!” he exclaimed, leaning back in his seat and turning off the lights.
“Really? We’re parked so far from the store, and it’s pitch black. Can’t you park any closer?” I questioned.
“I don’t want anyone to see me! Please hurry!” he urged.
“Try feeling like you’re bleeding from your insides every month,” I muttered, slamming the door behind me. PMS was not the ideal moment for me to empathize with a bloody nose.
Do I struggle with severe PMS? Absolutely—just ask my family. Here’s what they’ll tell you:
Sharing Food is Out of the Question
As a mother, I generally embrace sharing, especially when it comes to food; it always seems more delightful when it comes from my plate. However, during PMS, my kids have learned that sharing is not an option. I devour everything in sight, snatch candy from their hands, and even munch on a bag of chips while waiting in the checkout line. They may find it embarrassing, yet I remind them that they once threw tantrums in public, so they can handle a little chip crunching.
Emotional Overload
I become quite teary-eyed over the smallest things. A sentimental commercial? Cue the tears. When my kids generously decide to split the last cookie? I’m a mess. If my partner handles the laundry, let the waterworks flow. Nostalgic ’90s songs? Forget it—I’m crying a river. We can barely keep enough tissues stocked, and I even have waterproof mascara specifically for this emotionally charged time of the month.
Everyone is Annoying
During PMS, it feels like everyone is out to get me. A sideways glance? I’ll shoot you a double finger. Shopping becomes an Olympic sport, especially if clothes don’t fit—then it’s a battle. Loud chewers? They’re testing my patience. And if Caillou appears on the screen, well, let’s just say I could snap him in half.
Constant Apologies
While I believe in not over-apologizing, I recognize that during this one week of the month, I can be particularly irritable. Thus, I frequently apologize to my family, hoping it will compensate for my chip-hoarding, eye rolls, and the times they have to flee when I’m about to blow. However, I will never apologize to Caillou.
We’ve earned our right to these moods, to our food hoarding, and to crying during every commercial. We’re the ones who endure the monthly cycle and its discomfort, and let’s be clear: we dislike it just as much as you do.
So, please, rub my feet while I indulge in some ice cream.
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Summary
PMS can lead to intense emotional experiences, food hoarding, and irritability, affecting not just the individual but the entire family. Understanding and navigating these challenges is vital for maintaining harmony at home.
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