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Beyond Baby Blankets: A Practical Guide to Baby Showers
by Lila Thompson
Updated: July 20, 2017
Originally Published: July 1, 2016
Imagine the scene: decorations that could grace the pages of Pinterest, delectable snacks being devoured, and games in full swing. At any moment, you might see multiple hands resting on the expectant mother’s belly, eagerly awaiting the baby’s next kick. Yes, it’s a baby shower!
While the new mom may feel excited (“Look at all these friends supporting me!”) or overwhelmed (“Who are all these people eating my cake?!”), one thought unites all expectant mothers at these events: “What gifts did everyone bring for me? … I mean, for the baby?”
As a woman in her 30s and the mother of two young children, I’ve attended my fair share of these celebrations, witnessing an array of ruffles and fancy onesies. If I could turn back time, I would advise my pregnant self to register for the truly valuable gifts—those that would preserve her sanity and provide long-lasting benefits. Gifts that would leave other mothers envious, thinking, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
If you find yourself pregnant—congratulations!—or attending one of these highly emotional gatherings, consider choosing from this curated gift list I’ve put together just for you.
- Clothing for 3T: In the early months, the new parents will be showered with adorable baby clothes. However, as the baby grows into a toddler, those clothing gifts tend to dwindle. Providing clothes for when they reach that stage can save the parents from a chaotic shopping trip with a toddler in tow.
- Bulk Batteries: Stock up on a variety of batteries—from AAA to D. Children are drawn to toys that sing, dance, and light up. The last thing a mother needs is a tantrum because their Glo-Worm has run out of power at bedtime, making her feel like the worst parent ever.
- Screwdriver Set: Installing batteries in those noisy toys often requires a range of screwdrivers. Instead of gifting yet another baby blanket, help mom out by providing these handy tools.
- Coffee, Beer, and Adult Beverages: Because let’s face it, motherhood can be tough.
- Streaming Service Subscription: The sleepless nights don’t end with infancy; they continue into toddlerhood as well. Teething and growth spurts can lead to late-night awakenings when suitable programming is scarce. A subscription can provide much-needed entertainment during those bleary-eyed hours.
- Macaroni and Cheese Supply: Every parent knows that toddlers have a penchant for mac and cheese; stocking up on this staple is a smart move.
- House Cleaning Service for Three Months: New moms face an overwhelming adjustment. From caring for the baby to managing personal life, housework can quickly become a burden. Offering a cleaning service can alleviate some of that stress.
- Spa Gift Certificate: Encourage the new mother to take time for herself by giving her a spa certificate that expires within six months of the child’s birth. This ensures she takes a break, which is essential for any new mom.
While you can choose to ignore my recommendations, please remember this crucial point: No more baby blankets! After all, she’s preparing for a child, not transforming her home into a bedding store.
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In conclusion, while baby showers can be overwhelming, gifting practical items can truly make a difference for new parents, providing them with essential tools and support during this exciting yet challenging time.
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