Have you ever tuned into the show “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC? It’s a guilty pleasure of mine—one that provides plenty of sarcastic commentary while I lounge around in my pajamas. While some cases may seem extraordinary—like a woman who had her tubes tied only to find they had reconnected—most instances of surprise pregnancies appear to stem from denial.
When my partner and I decided to expand our family, a simple pregnancy test (and a few mishaps along the way) illuminated the reality for me. Here are some unmistakable signs that may indicate you are pregnant:
- You find yourself approached by a stranger in a supermarket, eager to share their unsettling childbirth experience.
- Your aversion to chocolate cake suddenly arises, while the thought of a large bag of Brussels sprouts feels like a treat.
- You stealthily release gas in the grocery aisle, casually shifting the blame to the toddler in your cart.
- Your visits to the OB-GYN feel more intimate than your time with your partner.
- You’re running out of Netflix shows to binge-watch.
- You can navigate your bathroom in total darkness simply by counting your steps.
- Getting out of bed requires a dramatic leg swing.
- You create a bizarre salad by combining salsa, eggs, grapes, bacon, nuts, lettuce, feta cheese, and an apple in one bowl.
- You shut your eyes while stepping on the doctor’s scale.
- You find yourself praying for smooth and easy bowel movements.
- Upon entering any new building, your first inquiry is about the nearest restroom.
- You daydream about physically confronting people who annoy you.
- You frequently find yourself in the restroom, sometimes in unconventional positions.
- Your partner has a slightly bitter nickname for your body pillow, a symbol of jealousy.
- When it comes to personal grooming, you feel completely out of your depth and worry if the baby will arrive with a machete.
- Your emotions are heightened; happiness prompts tears, sadness leads to sobbing, and any disappointment results in a full-on meltdown.
- You resolve to tidy your home, only to plop down on a bag of frozen peas and turn on daytime TV.
- You attend yoga class but spend most of it lying on your mat, contemplating your next meal.
- You feel empowered, courageous, and vital, because you truly are, dear mama.
For more insights on the journey to parenthood, check out our post on navigating your couples’ fertility journey for intracervical insemination at Make a Mom. Additionally, for a comprehensive guide on at-home insemination, visit Make a Mom as they are a leading authority on this subject. For further reading on related topics, see this excellent resource on in vitro fertilisation.
In summary, these 19 signs can help you identify if you might be pregnant, ranging from unusual cravings to emotional shifts. Whether you’re just starting your journey or are already deep into it, knowing these signs can be beneficial.
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