In a few weeks, my little star, with her sparkling blue eyes, will celebrate her 3rd birthday. Special occasions like birthdays often lead to chaotic parenting moments, with mothers facing the immense pressure to ensure everything is perfect. In an effort to embrace authenticity (and perhaps alleviate some stress for fellow moms), here’s a candid list of five things my daughter won’t be receiving for her birthday.
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An Elaborate Pinterest Party
If you’re able to host a Pinterest-worthy celebration and it brings joy to you and your child, go for it! But that’s not my path. As a child, my birthday parties consisted of cake and a few watermelons, paired with playtime outdoors (I grew up in Florida). We enjoyed ourselves immensely without the elaborate themes. For my daughter’s celebration, I opted for simple Doc McStuffins-themed plates and napkins from a local store, along with crayons and puzzles from a dollar shop. We’ll have balloons and toys but no complex games or extravagant decorations. Let the children’s imaginations lead the way! -
A Homemade Cake
After carrying her for 10 months, I feel I’ve done my part. I have full respect for those who can bake, but for me, the thought of baking, icing, and decorating a cake induces stress. Instead, we will be treating ourselves to delicious cupcakes from the grocery store. -
Anything Related to Caillou
Seriously, that character is annoying! The whole show, from the narrator to the parents, drives me crazy. While I can forgive Canada for giving us the Ryans (Gosling and Reynolds), Caillou is definitely not welcome at our party. -
A New Pet
We finally managed to potty-train our daughter, and introducing another creature that requires such care is a bit premature. I often tell my husband that a future sibling or dog will be essential for companionship, but that’s a bridge we’ll cross later. Right now, I’m aiming to keep my sanity intact! -
An Overly Expensive Gift
One valuable piece of parenting advice I received is that raising children is a marathon, not a sprint. If we spoil our daughter with extravagant gifts like an iPad or a trip to a theme park for her 3rd birthday, what expectations will she have as she grows? We aim for meaningful gifts under $30 that she can enjoy without overwhelming our budget. Eventually, she may desire those trendy sneakers or jeans, but thankfully, that day hasn’t arrived yet.
While her birthday celebration may not feature intricate crafts or pricey gifts, she will be surrounded by loved ones. Instead of a grand event, we’ll welcome friends into our home, where the real joy resides. If sharing this list helps even one mom relieve some pressure, that’s just the cherry on top of my store-bought cupcakes.
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Summary
In a humorous reflection on the pressures of parenting, I outline five things I won’t be doing for my daughter’s upcoming birthday. From avoiding Pinterest-worthy parties and homemade cakes to refraining from extravagant gifts and new pets, the focus will be on simple, joyful celebrations with loved ones.
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