- Prioritize sleep and reduce couch-related nose-wiping incidents.
- Maintain an organized toy collection; farewell, Bins of Chaos!
- Accept that some objects, like knives and loose change, are currently off-limits.
- Enhance social interactions by being kinder to familiar faces and more reserved with strangers.
- Limit my public restroom exploration—especially the amount of surface area I can touch in five minutes!
- End my tumultuous relationship with the remote control; it’s been a source of family strife.
- Embrace the little things: broccoli mingled with mashed potatoes? Yum! Stuffed animals rearranged? I love the creativity!
- Be mindful of my environmental impact by resisting the urge to shred toilet paper into confetti.
- Improve my efficiency, starting with cutting down the time it takes to get dressed from 28 minutes to a mere 14.
- Discover a hobby that I can enjoy solo without endless additional components or the need for a travel team.
- Master a new skill: aiming—let’s get that food into my mouth, not on the floor.
- Stop playing the comparison game; no more imitating older kids at the playground.
- Accept seasonal attire; winter means coats, summer means sunscreen.
- Focus on my appearance: less syrup in my hair and more matching socks.
- Try to ignore that internal alarm clock that wakes me at 5 a.m. when my parents are a bit weary.
- Face my fears—the doctor, nocturnal noises, and the mystery of brushing my teeth for too long.
- Recognize that not all mail is intended for me.
- Improve my sharing skills; it’s time to let go of the “all the toy food is mine” mentality.
- Ponder some of life’s big questions, such as what happens to all the mess I leave behind.
- Enhance my diet by exploring more than just macaroni and cheese.
- Cultivate an appreciation for nice items without the urge to decorate them with crayons.
- Work on patience because if 2023 isn’t about the impossible, what is it about?
- Rethink my responses to the word “no”; melodramatics got me nowhere last year.
- Break the habit of adjusting the dishwasher to rinse only; it’s time for a change.
- Minimize the number of times I ask “why?” each day.
- Address my trust issues; when my parents advise against spontaneous games in the parking lot, I should listen.
On a related note, considering my current diet, which consists mostly of almond croissants, I’m also planning a juice cleanse. Surely, this will be a resolution my toddler can relate to!
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Summary
This article humorously outlines 26 whimsical New Year’s resolutions that every parent wishes their toddler would adopt, focusing on themes of organization, social skills, personal growth, and dietary exploration.
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