In the past year, I believed I was indulging in the trendy “Netflix and Chill” experience. However, what I was really doing was queuing up endless episodes of “Peppa Pig” or “Ninjago” while I took a well-deserved break from parenting. In reality, I was engaged in what can only be termed “Netflix and Parenting,” a vastly different scenario.
While Netflix and Chill typically involves enticing a partner to the couch under the guise of watching a film, only to engage in intimate activities, Netflix and Parenting is the complete opposite. The former is about togetherness and connection; the latter focuses on the much-needed solitude that parents crave.
Netflix and Chill is often about maintaining an attractive appearance—shaving legs, staying awake, and being sociable. In contrast, Netflix and Parenting requires none of these efforts. After ten years of marriage, I can assert that the same minimal effort applies to both scenarios, but Netflix and Parenting allows for zero expectations.
This form of entertainment is a savior, enabling me to momentarily sidestep my parental duties. I can let the likes of “H20: Just Add Water” or “Pingu” entertain my kids for half an hour or even longer, freeing me to handle chores or simply catch my breath. It’s crucial for both my children and me to have this break, allowing us to recharge without the need for interaction.
A word of caution to those who may still be in the dating scene: the allure of Netflix and Chill might have contributed to my current parenting situation. My children are likely the result of a bygone era of “DVR and Hit Dat.” Approach with care.
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Summary:
The article humorously contrasts the concepts of “Netflix and Chill” with “Netflix and Parenting.” While the former involves intimacy and connection, the latter focuses on the much-needed solitude that parents seek amidst their parenting duties. It highlights the ease of enjoying children’s programming as a means of self-care and advocates for responsible enjoyment of both Netflix experiences.
Keyphrase: Netflix and Parenting
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