Thanksgiving is a time for family, gratitude, and, let’s be honest, a little bit of chaos. As a mother of three lively boys and someone who isn’t exactly a cleaning expert, I’ve picked up some handy strategies to make hosting this festive occasion more manageable. If you’re like me, you’ve probably shoved clutter into closets and doused linens with air freshener. So, without further ado, here are 10 unconventional tips to help you host an unforgettable Thanksgiving:
- Decline Hosting: This may be the most crucial piece of advice—never, and I mean never, volunteer to host Thanksgiving. If you’ve already committed, reach out to me for an intervention before you make the same error next year. In the meantime, here are more tips for your current situation.
- Plan the Day: Schedule activities to prevent meltdowns. Start early; remember, it’s tough for kids to wait three hours before dinner, and it’s equally challenging for adults. Begin with outdoor games led by the oldest child (bribe them with a $20), while adults enjoy cocktails indoors. Follow this with a meal, and finish with reminiscing, dessert, and football—all while ensuring guests are on their way before little ones become unruly.
- Wine Strategy: Greet guests with a decent bottle of wine—aim for something over $10. This will give the impression of a sophisticated host. Once the good wine runs out, discreetly refill the fancy bottle with a box of Franzia stashed at the back of the fridge.
- Room-Temperature Rolls: Forget warm rolls; they often result in burnt disappointment. Instead, serve rolls at room temperature. If guests request warmth, consider a cheeky suggestion of holding a roll under your arm for a few minutes—it’s all in good humor, right?
- Store-Bought Mash: Who enjoys peeling and mashing sweet potatoes? Not me! Opt for pre-prepared mashed potatoes from the grocery store. Add sour cream and some spices, and your guests will think they’re homemade.
- Start a Ham Tradition: Turkey is overrated. As a vegetarian who prepares meat for family meals, I refuse to deal with the turkey’s unpleasant innards. Instead, call your local HoneyBaked Ham store ahead of time and enjoy a hassle-free, delectable meal.
- Ditch Crafty Tips: If you come across articles titled “10 Tips for Stress-Free Hosting,” consider them a waste of time. Most of those pieces are filled with impractical suggestions. Burn them and focus on what really matters—getting through the day.
- Keep Conversations Light: As the day wears on and kids become irritable, be prepared with some fun yet controversial conversation starters. Topics like politics or religion can keep guests engaged and speed up dessert consumption—who doesn’t love a dollop of whipped cream?
- Decorate Store-Bought Treats: Make store-bought cupcakes look homemade by scraping off the original frosting and re-decorating them. A little candy corn on top can add a festive touch—just don’t place it perfectly in the center; no one likes a show-off!
- Comfortable Shoes: You’ll be on your feet from dawn until dinner. To avoid discomfort, consider using an Amope foot filer to prep your feet the night before. While they may swell from all the activity, at least your shoes won’t pinch.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, and if you can, set a few extra places at the table—we’re always hungry for more!
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Summary
Hosting Thanksgiving can be daunting, but with a few clever strategies, it can also be enjoyable. From planning the schedule to managing food prep and keeping the atmosphere light, these tips can help ensure a memorable celebration. Remember, a little humor and preparation go a long way!
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