As the parent of a recently turned 3-year-old, I find myself reflecting on the tumultuous toddler years. With two kids in the house—wonderful yet noisy little beings—I can’t help but feel the strain of these chaotic years. After nearly four years of living in a toddler-dominated environment, the wear and tear is beginning to show. While we’ve moved past the frazzled state of having infants, we’ve now reached a different level of exhaustion. Here are some unmistakable signs that you, too, might be ready to leave the toddler phase behind:
- Your toddler’s favorite hiding place is right behind your phone, which you are constantly glued to. They could be launching a small fire, and you wouldn’t notice.
- Underwear accidents? They’re now just part of the routine.
- You’ve become a toddler yourself, surrendering to the demands of your tiny overlords. Pajamas are your go-to attire, and meals consist of whatever is conveniently available—often cereal or leftovers. You’ve fully embraced the chaos.
- Touching the wipes now qualifies as a hand-washing ritual.
- Screen time is your saving grace. The silence is blissful.
- Potty training? That will happen eventually. I mean, they’re practically halfway there.
- You’ve accepted that your child behaves better for other adults. Good for them, but don’t rub it in my face.
- You only clean up when the threat of public embarrassment looms. Even then, it’s more about creating an illusion of cleanliness.
- You’ve reached a point where you’re indifferent to what they watch. If it keeps them quiet, anything goes.
- Anyone suggesting that toddlers need more than one bath weekly can take a hike.
- Your child gets one pair of pants for the day, regardless of spills. This is a policy you might consider applying to yourself.
- You’ve lost count of how many times you’ve told them to put their private parts away—it’s in the thousands.
- You ponder if a restraining order could be beneficial during bathroom breaks.
- Go ahead and touch it—let’s see what happens.
- Nostalgia gives you hope. Those parents you envy, looking fit and happy now, were once in the same boat as you—puffy-eyed and disheveled.
- You find amusement in trying to coax your child into swearing. “Just say ‘mother trucker,’” you tell them, and you both share a laugh.
- You’re not above using money or screens to gain compliance. It’s a strategy you’ll want to leverage while you can.
The toddler years are filled with challenges, but they also bring moments of joy. Your little ones are starting to walk, and sometimes they even bring you your drink. Ah, the magic of parenthood.
Well, it’s time to “prepare” some snacks. Cheese sticks and applesauce, anyone?
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Summary:
Navigating the toddler years can be exhausting and chaotic, leading to moments of frustration and the realization that you might be done with this phase. From indifferent attitudes toward cleanliness to embracing the chaos of parenting, these indicators reflect the shared experiences of many parents. Amidst the challenges, there’s always a glimmer of hope for what lies ahead.
Keyphrase: signs you’re over the toddler phase
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