As parents, we all brace ourselves for the moment our child forms a friendship with another kid whose parents we can barely tolerate. However, what happens when the parents are perfectly fine, but the child is a different story? No matter how close your bond is, there are only so many times you can hear, “Your kid just tackled mine!” or “Your kid refuses to share her toys like they’re a secret treasure!” before your relationship starts to fray.
So, how do you approach a friend to express your feelings about their child without hurting their feelings? Sometimes, a little honesty goes a long way. With that thought in mind, here’s a cheeky breakup letter to help you through this uncomfortable situation. (Disclaimer: This letter is meant for humorous and cathartic purposes only. Please be considerate of your friends and their kids, no matter how challenging they may seem. But let’s be real—you’ve encountered a kid like this at some point. Enjoy the fantasy!)