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First Birthday Party Theme: Surprise Bash!
by Lucy Thompson
September 23, 2023
Deep down, I realize that orchestrating a party for my daughter’s first birthday might not be the best idea, but I simply can’t let this significant milestone slip by unnoticed. There will be cake (a potential health risk at best, and a fire hazard at worst). A multitude of unfamiliar faces will attempt to cuddle, carry, or otherwise annoy her. And yes, there will be an abundance of alcohol—after all, I’ve earned the right to celebrate… um, I mean she has! Isn’t that what I meant to say?
I’ve conducted thorough research and discovered that the most successful first birthday parties tend to be small, intimate gatherings held in settings familiar to the baby and scheduled in a way that respects their daily routine. While this sounds perfectly sensible, now is not the time for practicality. First birthdays, much like New Year’s Eve, are occasions filled with optimism and perhaps a touch of denial. So, I’d like to graciously disregard all the well-meaning advice in favor of hosting an extravagant celebration that’s bound to be a glorious mess in every conceivable way.
If you’re also a parent swept away by the dream of a spectacular first birthday party, you may find value in the meticulous planning I’ve undertaken just for you. Because isn’t the joy of parenting all about diving into extensive preparations only to have your best-laid plans hilariously derailed by your unpredictable child?
An invitation to our little one’s surprise 1st birthday!
- Event: Baby’s 1st birthday
- Theme: Surprise Bash!
- Time: Between naps—perhaps from 1 PM to 4 PM, or 3 PM to 6 PM? Maybe even 3:30 PM to 6:30 PM for good measure? Any later and we risk bedtime chaos. Can I just text you 15 minutes before we kick things off?
- Location: Let’s put it this way—I’m not keen on hosting at home. Since our precious bundle of joy graced us with her presence, our living space resembles a post-apocalyptic scene that even the most optimistic real estate agent would struggle to sell. “It’s a canvas awaiting your vision,” I can imagine the agent saying. “And an arsenal of cleaning supplies.” More importantly, if the event turns out to be a flop, I want the freedom to exit without hesitation. Thus, I’ll likely host it at a local restaurant, café, or ideally, a bar.
Logistics:
I’ll manage the details of transporting the birthday girl to the venue, perhaps under the guise of exploring a new jogging trail. Surprise! She’ll never see it coming! But when we arrive, please refrain from jumping out and shouting “Surprise!” This could frighten her and trigger tears. And let’s be honest, she might just have a little accident (although that has nothing to do with the surprise element).
Guest List:
Everyone is invited! Feel free to bring your significant others, friends, and more—everyone’s welcome! Kids will be considered on a case-by-case basis, but let’s aim for a 15-to-1 adult-to-child ratio. After much deliberation, I’ve decided to allow my husband’s ex-wife to join us, but only as an extra set of eyes on the little ones. I know, I can be quite generous at times.
Gift Suggestions:
Our daughter has developed quite the affinity for wine! It’s true! Her favorite pastime involves pulling bottles off the wine rack (a trait she definitely inherited from me). She seems to favor sauvignon blanc and dry riesling. Go figure!
Party Games:
Our baby delights in games like Hide-and-Seek the TV Remote and a Food on the Floor Scavenger Hunt. A bonus round of Bang on the Computer Keyboard might also be in the cards. First to delete an important document wins!
Reminder:
If you happen to chat with our daughter in the next two weeks, PLEASE avoid mentioning the party—this could ruin the surprise. Also, if I bake a cake, buy decorations, or engage in any party planning activities, it may look suspicious. Thus, it’s probably best for someone else to handle that.
Final Thoughts:
Keep in mind that our dear little one won’t remember a thing about this event. In fact, I doubt she’ll enjoy it all that much. More than anything, this celebration serves as a moment for her father and I to pat ourselves on the back for surviving the first year of parenthood. One year down, and our little girl shows no signs of emotional dysfunction (well, aside from occasional bed-wetting, unexplained tears, and mood swings). We’re doing great!
Thanks, and I hope to see you there!
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Summary:
Planning a first birthday party doesn’t have to be a simple affair. It can be a grand celebration filled with surprises, laughter, and a fair share of chaos. While your little one may not remember a thing, it’s an opportunity for parents to revel in their journey through the first year of parenthood, complete with cake, games, and the joys of family and friends.
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