In a rather unconventional approach to childbirth, a couple in Hawaii has decided to forego the comforts of hospitals and medical professionals, opting instead to give birth in the ocean with dolphins as their “midwives.” Yes, you read that correctly. Meet Lila and Tom Oceanwalker, who aspire to have a water birth in the Pacific Ocean, believing that the presence of dolphins will enhance the experience.
This couple was featured on a new show called “Extraordinary Births,” which I wish was available here. When interviewed by the host, they expressed their desire for a “dolphin-assisted birth.” But how does one even prepare for such an event? Are dolphins known for their punctuality and reliability?
Lila and Tom operate a spiritual healing retreat, naturally. Lila shares on her blog that her encounters with wild dolphins and humpback whales in the past transformed her life. She now believes that the dolphins have blessed her pregnancy and that her baby will be better equipped to communicate in “dolphin” if born in their presence. While that may sound enchanting, one might argue that a Spanish-immersion program would be far more practical than learning “dolphin.”
Experts, however, caution against bringing wild animals into the birthing process. Despite their friendly reputation, dolphins in the wild can display aggressive behaviors. According to Discover Magazine, dolphins have been known to engage in violent acts, including the killing of smaller marine animals, sometimes for enjoyment. So, do you really want these creatures around during such a vulnerable moment? Honestly, I wouldn’t even want my pet cat nearby after giving birth!
Beyond the inherent dangers of wild animals, it raises the question: what makes Lila think dolphins would want to participate in her birth? And let’s not forget the potential risks of giving birth in the ocean, including encounters with sharks. Just, no.
This whole idea seems overly ambitious and frankly, a bit reckless.
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In summary, while the idea of a dolphin-assisted birth may seem like a whimsical dream, the reality is fraught with risks and impracticalities.
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