A Bit of Context:
I’m a mom. My partner and I are navigating the wild rollercoaster of parenthood with our lively crew of kids. After over a decade in this game, I’ve gathered plenty of insights—not just about my children but about life, society, and myself. Motherhood has reshaped my worldview and the way I approach daily living. While I adore my family and cherish each of my kids, there are moments when I just need a break.
That’s when I slip out of my mom uniform, trade my apron for a fabulous outfit, and prepare for a night with the girls—complete with nachos and margaritas. I love laughing with my friends and enjoying grown-up conversations, but if I have to discuss parenting topics during Girls’ Night Out, I might just lose it. So here are five conversations I’m firmly putting my foot down on:
- Schedules and Routines
Sure, parenthood is filled with routines, but if I’m out with a drink in hand, I’m not interested in discussing the ideal naptime schedule or your latest sleep training hack. If you’ve got tips, slide into my DMs! But tonight, let’s focus on having fun instead of diving into the nitty-gritty of toddler bedtime woes. - Kid-Friendly Meals
Let’s be real: feeding children isn’t rocket science. Just give them food—problem solved! I don’t want to hear about the latest Pinterest-worthy recipe or the kid-approved veggies. We’re here to indulge in nachos, not plan the next week’s lunch menu. - Household Chores
Cleaning is a necessary evil, but discussing the perfect way to scrub a countertop can wait. I’d much rather talk about our most embarrassing moments or binge-worthy shows while munching on nachos. Kitchen cleanliness isn’t exactly riveting conversation, and I doubt it’s on anyone’s mind while we’re out in our best outfits. - Menstruation
We’ve all been dealing with our periods for years, so can we please skip the details? It’s not about being squeamish; I just believe we have more interesting topics to explore. Let’s grab another cocktail and chat about travel dreams or the latest Netflix series instead of cycles. - Birth Stories
Sure, giving birth is a significant event, but do I really need to recount every detail? Unless someone just had a baby or is expecting, I’d rather not rehash all those memories. We’ve all been there, and some stories can be left in the past. Let’s toast to the future instead!
So, if you could kindly pass the salt, we’re ready to kick off the festivities!