I see the screen light up, feel the vibrations in my pocket, and hear the persistent ring—yet I still hit decline. If you’re wondering why I didn’t answer your call, allow me to share my top 10 excuses:
- I was mediating a heated dispute over a misplaced dinosaur head. Trust me, you wouldn’t want to get dragged into that chaos.
- I was in full-on tornado mode in the kitchen, tossing toys off counters and cramming dishes into the sink, all while trying to maintain my cool before the neighbor showed up unexpectedly.
- I found myself at Target (promised it was just for paper towels!). Little did I know that my phone would be useless there, just like my willpower when faced with all those impulse buys.
- I had an unfortunate situation involving poop on my hand. Enough said.
- The cacophony of my kids’ simultaneous crying drowned out everything, including your call. It turned into a symphony of tears, and I might have joined in.
- I temporarily misplaced a child, but thankfully he reappeared from the shed. Don’t even ask me how he got there.
- I was stuck in the carpool line, where phone conversations are a sure-fire way to earn disapproving looks from other moms.
- My kids were playing like perfect little angels, and I just knew that picking up your call would unleash the chaos. It’s a pattern that never fails.
- It’s been ages since we’ve chatted! If I answered, you might see through the facade of my social media life. My kids have a knack for revealing my messiness right after I say hello.
- It was blissfully quiet, with all the kids asleep. While it seems like the ideal moment for a chat, I was simply too exhausted to engage.
Honestly, whenever my phone rings, I can’t help but think, “Please don’t call me—I’ll get back to you.” Except for you, Sophie; you can call anytime, but don’t be surprised if I have to hang up.
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In summary, juggling parenting and personal time is a constant challenge, and sometimes, the phone just has to wait.
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