It’s a troubling trend. The phenomenon of partners straying with the nanny seems to have reached epidemic proportions. We’ve all heard about high-profile figures whose marriages crumbled after they made the questionable decision to get involved with the babysitter. Just look at Mark Thompson and Tom Henderson—did they not learn from the fallout that ensued when Jake Turner crossed that line with his children’s caregiver?
As a woman and a mother, I find these stories incredibly frustrating. It’s one thing to betray your partner, but doing so with someone you entrust to care for your children? Not cool. It’s not that difficult to find a fling; it’s challenging to find reliable help. So if you must stray, at least do it with someone who isn’t responsible for your kids—like the dog walker or the hairdresser, not the woman tasked with watching your kids so you can enjoy a night out.
Initially, I believed I could ignore the advice that warns against hiring attractive nannies. I thought, “I have faith in my relationship, so who cares who’s in my home?” But then I hired a somewhat attractive nanny, Sophie, who seemed to think my husband was her ticket to romance after he casually complimented her outfit. He wasn’t interested, thankfully, but it made me realize that the real risk might come from the enthusiastic, young nanny who misinterprets a little kindness.
To help you navigate the nanny-banging epidemic and protect your home, here are some essential tips. First and foremost, avoid hiring an attractive nanny. Even if your partner is devoted, who needs the temptation of someone who looks like they stepped off a magazine cover? I’m not suggesting your nanny has to be unattractive, but at least aim for someone who doesn’t exude confidence.
Once you’ve secured a nanny who resembles Joan Cusack’s character in “Sixteen Candles,” here are additional strategies to keep your partner from saying, “Let’s hook up with the sitter!”
- Ensure the nanny is responsible for bathing your children—definitely not your partner.
- Steer clear of discussing “threesomes” or “three-way” scenarios with your nanny.
- Ask your nanny to shop for children’s toys, not adult ones.
- When your partner tries to get cozy after taco night, invite the nanny over. Your partner will seem less appealing in comparison.
- Clarify to the nanny that a sleepover means just that—not sharing your bed.
- Politely inform the nanny that “we’re heading out tonight” does not include her.
- During the interview, inquire about her hobbies—not her favorite “positions.”
- Avoid hiring a nanny whose resume features bikini photos prominently.
- If your nanny finds your partner’s jokes funny, remind her they lose their charm after the 73rd repetition.
- Reinforce that her job comes with a dress code—namely, wearing a bra.
- If your nanny wants to leave early for a tanning appointment, suggest she stay late instead.
- Don’t hire anyone from a school known for its attractive graduates, like Miami State.
- Avoid marrying someone like Mark Thompson.
- Steer clear of untrustworthy partners.
- Don’t take your nanny along on a vacation aimed at mending your marriage. Two’s company, but three’s a surefire way to a breakup.
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In summary, while it’s essential to trust your partner, being proactive about your nanny’s role in your home can help prevent unnecessary complications.
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