Parenting
This School Year, I’m Embracing My Inner ‘Super Mom’
by Clara Bennett
Updated: Aug. 25, 2023
Originally Published: Aug. 21, 2023
Wow, summer really flew by, didn’t it? With all those unexpected snow days, it felt like a blink! Now, I’m determined to transform into the Mom Who Has Everything Together and Supports Her Kids’ Success. Yes, you heard it right—I’m going to be that Super Mom.
Let’s be real, friends—it’s been fun being the Average Mom, but this year I have three boys at different schools: elementary, middle, and high. Welcome to my personal chaos! I’ve officially entered the Third Circle of Scheduling Hell, navigating three separate school routines. But hey, survival doesn’t have to look chaotic. I’ve been getting inspiration from Pinterest, crafting cute “Homework Stations” and “Snack Centers” all over my house. Just last night, I prepped 25 individual snack bags with pretzels and carrot sticks because it’s way more economical than those pre-packaged options—and I had the time to spare!
I’m even stocking my fridge with organic yogurt and designating an entire shelf for pre-packed bento lunches. Watch out, Average Mom—I’m on my way to being Super Mom!
To prove my transformation, I won’t even complain about the ridiculously detailed school supply list. If the teachers demand a 1-ounce jumbo glue stick instead of a four-pack of smaller ones (even if they’re on sale), that’s what I’ll get! And if I can’t find those elusive plastic, yellow, two-pocket, three-pronged folders because some crafty mom snatched them all—no worries! I’ll cheerfully grab a green one and a paper yellow one. The teacher can decide which one she prefers; generous vibes, right? Bam! Super Mom in action.
I’ll tackle all this with a smile, especially since I remember happy hour is just next door at the local grill. Yes, yes, I’m on this new path, but let’s be honest—this journey requires a bit of fortitude, and that’s where I find my people.
Every barstool is filled with fellow Super Moms, quietly sipping pinot grigio and munching on $5 Bang Bang Shrimp while swapping stories about the latest school supplies. They’re my tribe: Average Moms and Super Moms united! One of them even scoots over to make room for me and hands me the cocktail menu.
Now, I just have to figure out who’s got the black market on those elusive folders.
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In summary, as I embark on this school year as a fully committed Super Mom, I look forward to tackling challenges with style and a little help from my friends (and maybe a cocktail or two).
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