Updated: Aug. 23, 2015
Originally Published: Aug. 16, 2015
I find myself spending a significant amount of time at Costco. It’s my go-to spot for about 90% of my grocery needs. The thrill of treating my kids to a gigantic ice cream cone at a bargain price or ordering a delicious pizza ready for us post-shopping is unmatched. I genuinely enjoy it.
However, the experience is often marred by fellow shoppers who seem to lack basic manners, common sense, and a sense of decency. In response, I’ve crafted a set of guidelines for those who may not be fully aware of their behavior, hoping to make the shopping experience smoother for the 10% of us who have a clue. Thus, I present: The 10 Commandments of Costco.
- Ensure your membership card is ready before you reach the entrance.
- If you don’t have your card prepared, kindly pull your cart to the side and get out of everyone’s way.
- When entering the refrigerated sections, please refrain from blocking the entrance with your cart.
- Be considerate when approaching the sample stations. If you see a mother with young children and only a few samples available, let the kids go first. They’ll appreciate it, especially if it’s the torta rolls; those are a hit!
- If you notice a mom with any children shopping during the weekend, give her a smile. She’s juggling a lot, and it’s nothing short of miraculous.
- If you’re the one checking receipts at the exit and there are multiple children in a cart, avoid just placing a smiley face on the receipt. Instead, hand out individual smiley faces on matching paper to each child; it makes a world of difference.
- While heading back to your car with your cart, don’t meander through the parking lot like it’s a leisurely stroll. Stay to the side.
- Please return your shopping carts.
- As you’re exiting the parking lot, stop to let someone who’s been waiting for a spot for over a minute back out.
- When someone allows you to exit your parking spot after a lengthy wait, show some gratitude. A smile, wave, or a simple thank you goes a long way.
Those who follow these commandments and pass them on will be regarded highly in the realm of Costco. As for the rest of you? Well, you’re headed for an eternity in the depths of Costco hell—or, as I like to call it, the parking lot.
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In summary, adhering to these simple commandments can make your Costco experience far more enjoyable. Let’s make shopping a better experience for everyone involved.
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