I began embracing my introverted identity in my late 30s. Prior to that, I had merely accepted the labels my family and friends tossed around: shy, antisocial, and even a bit grumpy.
For years, I felt the pressure to keep pace with my outgoing husband and our predominantly extroverted circle. I’ve endured countless late nights dancing salsa in packed clubs, shed tears in the bathroom at 2 a.m. while guests refilled their wine glasses, and fought to stay awake in dimly-lit jazz lounges and dessert bars. One particularly memorable anniversary party saw me dozing off in the back of a limo after a relentless night of bar-hopping. It was a relief to discover that my feelings stemmed from my natural personality traits and that I wasn’t just a party pooper by choice!
As an introvert, my primary struggle lies in the need to be “on” for extended periods. I need to mentally prepare myself for social events. Once I understand the who, what, where, when, and why of the gathering, I can relax and enjoy myself. Unfortunately, social etiquette prevents me from asking some questions, making life as an introvert quite challenging at times. Here are a few inquiries introverts would pose if social conventions didn’t dictate otherwise:
When can I leave?
(Or alternatives like: What time does this end? How long do I have to stick around? May I take my own car?)
Every introvert can relate to the friend (in my case, my husband) who pours one last drink just as you’re about to say your goodbyes. This friend then savors that drink for an eternity while you give them the stink eye. It’s exhausting being guilted into staying longer than planned. Knowing in advance when I can escape would ease my worry about when to make my exit. I might even be the one to suggest extending our stay!
Who else is coming?
(Also: Can it just be the two of us?)
One of the biggest annoyances for an introvert is when an anticipated lunch with a friend unexpectedly turns into a gathering with extra guests. I once walked away from a friendship because every hangout morphed into a group affair. If you invite me for dinner, I assume it’s just the two of us. If it’s a dinner party, please let me know so I can prepare emotionally.
Will you ensure I’m not left alone?
(In other words, you won’t introduce me to your boss’s wife and then vanish, right?)
Small talk is torturous for introverts! I’ve pretended to have phone conversations while taking out the trash just to avoid awkward chats with neighbors. When the conversation stalls, I tend to ramble and overshare, making it awkward for everyone involved.
Could you text me instead?
(Or: Why must we have this conversation?)
Introverts need to be in the right mindset for long phone calls, and most callers seem eager to chat endlessly. If I don’t answer, don’t text me asking for a call. Send me a brief summary of what you need to discuss instead, so I can decide if it’s a good time for me. I process serious conversations deeply and want to offer thoughtful advice, so venting while I’m occupied with kids or on a date isn’t ideal. I promise to return your call when I can focus and provide the support you need. Simple requests can be communicated quickly, like saying, “What’s Jen’s number?” instead of the more energy-draining “Please call me.”
If you aren’t introverted, these questions may seem trivial. However, anyone who identifies as an introvert or loves one knows exactly what I mean. A T-shirt I spotted recently sums it up nicely: “Introverts Unite: We’re here, we’re uncomfortable, and we want to go home.”
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Summary
Introverts often grapple with social situations and the pressure to engage. They wish they could ask straightforward questions about social gatherings, like when they can leave, who will be there, and whether they will be left alone. Understanding these needs can make social interactions more comfortable for everyone involved.
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