If our home were engulfed in flames and my husband could save only one item, without a doubt, he would grab his running shoes. Forget the sentimental family photo albums or the cherished baseball card collection from his late father. Nope, it’s those sneakers that would make a mad dash out the door first.
This isn’t just a wild assumption. During a series of wildfires in San Diego’s North County last May, I found myself racing through our house, shoving keepsakes into my SUV while my husband battled traffic on Interstate 5, trying to make his way home. As I frantically asked him what I should take for him, he simply replied, “The shoes.” And trust me, he wasn’t planning to outrun the fire; he was well stuck in gridlock!
It’s fascinating how much my husband has changed since he embraced running several months ago. Sometimes, I feel like I’m living with a teenage girl because his fitness routine mirrors that of a young adult in so many ways:
- Resistance to Nagging: My husband’s initial reluctance towards fitness was almost comical. Years of avoiding exercise meant he’d argue over the smallest inconveniences, like making a trip upstairs to retrieve our daughter’s toothbrush. Despite my efforts to encourage healthier habits, nothing seemed to work until a few alarming blood test results and a stern warning from his doctor lit a fire under him.
- A New Persona Emerges: It all started innocently enough with brisk walks, but before long, he was jogging up hills and rediscovering his passion for long-distance running from high school. Who was this transformed man living in my house?
- Fashion-Focused: Forget the casual joggers in simple tees and worn-out sneakers. My husband transformed into a fashionista of fitness, declaring his old athletic shorts “too long” and buying trendy, moisture-wicking shirts. Soon, he needed specialized running shorts, fancy socks, and even chafing-resistant underwear. His clothing expenses rivaled those of a teenager stocking up for back-to-school season.
- Shoe Obsession: With the right outfit, it was time to focus on footwear. Those generic sneakers? Not for him! He spent hours researching and ultimately splurged on a pair of high-end ASICS that cost a whopping $240.
- Tech-Savvy Training: My husband may not remember when his car tires were last rotated, but he meticulously tracks the mileage on his running shoes using an app. His iPhone is loaded with fitness apps that log everything from calories burned to heart rate fluctuations. There’s even a specialized fanny pack designed for runners that holds water bottles without bouncing!
- All About Him: One text that grinds my gears is, “Hey, I forgot to tell you I’m stopping to run on my way home!” This passive communication style means I’ll be managing dinner and bath time solo while he’s off enjoying his run. By the time he shows up, it’s too late for family time, and he’s busy with his recovery shake and shower.
- Love Through the Phase: I admit, I don’t fully understand his newfound obsession, but if it keeps him healthy and happy, then who am I to complain? At 50, he boasts impressive quads and an admirable fitness level. His office is adorned with medals and photos of his races, while his closet overflows with running gear.
If all these elements help him stay motivated, then so be it. If running is his version of a midlife crisis, I’d much prefer this change over others. Ultimately, my husband is investing in his longevity, which is a positive outlook for our family.
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Summary: My husband’s transformation into an enthusiastic runner mirrors the behavior of a teenager, from resistance to exercise to a newfound obsession with gear and technology. While I may not fully understand it, I appreciate the positive changes it brings to his health and our family life.
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