By: Emily Carter
Updated: August 21, 2015
Originally Published: July 5, 2015
When we think of gaming, it often feels like a male-dominated world. Picture this: boys engrossed in Minecraft, husbands glued to their Xboxes, and grandfathers tapping away at Angry Birds (or maybe that’s just my dad). But what about the female gamers? Chances are, they’re busy embracing motherhood.
I’ve always had a passion for video and computer games—back in the day, I could lose myself in them for hours. But now, most of my time is consumed with the challenge of raising my kids without a hitch. The days of sitting mindlessly in front of a screen are behind me; instead, I’m juggling countless tasks that demand my attention.
Yet, the gamer spirit remains alive and well within me. While I may not have the time to play like I once did, I’ve adapted some of my favorite gaming experiences into real-life activities that any mom can enjoy. Whether you’re a gaming enthusiast or simply trying to inject some fun into the routine of motherhood, here’s your guide to Real-Life Gaming—no console, computer, or mouse required!
(Well, unless you consider your child the “controller,” which is probably accurate. And if you’re reading this on a screen, well, that counts too!)
If you enjoy: Tetris
Try: Organizing your Tupperware cabinet
Pick a container from the back of the fridge—perhaps that elusive tub of Cool Whip you thought was safe from tiny hands. Now, navigate through the maze of 47 Tupperware containers blocking your path. After indulging in most of the Cool Whip (or your snack of choice), attempt to fit everything back in. Spoiler alert: you’ll question how it all fit in the first place—then comfort yourself with the remaining Cool Whip.
If you enjoy: Frogger
Try: Taking your toddler for a stroll without a stroller
On a sunny day, invite your little one to lace up her sparkling shoes for a special walk. Be sure to emphasize, “Hold my hand near the street!” When she inevitably breaks free and dashes into traffic, channel your inner Frogger and leap into action to save the day.
If you enjoy: Pac-Man
Try: Eating anything while your kids are awake
This one is straightforward: you scavenge for food while dodging your children, who are like speedy ghosts trying to thwart your meal. It’s a high-stakes game every mealtime!
If you enjoy: Farmville
Try: Planning an extravagant birthday party for your child
If you thrive on spending hours creating something that results in little payoff, this is for you! Kids generally care about cake, presents, and playing with their friends, so don’t get too lost in Pinterest projects. After all that effort, when your watermelon ship masterpiece is smashed by rambunctious kids, just remember: mission accomplished!
If you enjoy: Candy Crush Saga
Try: Letting your child pour her own bowl of cereal
When she spills Lucky Charms everywhere, you’ll have your very own live-action game. Bonus points for every blue moon you find stuck to your sock!
If you enjoy: Words With Friends
Try: Forming a coherent thought
Take the chaos of motherhood and try to arrange those scattered thoughts into something sensible. This becomes an ongoing game that doesn’t end until your children have grown up.
And a pro tip: Sharing “extra lives” with fellow mom gamers can be a game-changer. These “lives” often include wine, chocolate, or cozy sleepover invitations.
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Summary:
In this guide, we explored how everyday motherhood can be transformed into real-life gaming experiences. From Tupperware challenges to navigating toddler walks, these playful twists make parenting a bit more entertaining. Embrace the gamer spirit, and remember that even in the midst of chaos, you can still find ways to enjoy the game of motherhood.
Keyphrase: Real-Life Gaming for Moms
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