As I sit here reflecting, it hits me that the version of me that my kids know is just the “mama” me. You know, the one who insists that dinner must include something green, cringes at the noise level in fast-food joints, and can barely keep her eyes open through a full movie. Wouldn’t it be nice if our children could catch a glimpse of the wild, carefree pre-mama version of us? So, kiddos, here are some things about your mama that you may not know—things lost in the whirlwind of motherhood, along with my stylish shoes and the ability to sleep past dawn.
1. I Used to Have a Colorful Vocabulary.
I recently had a mini meltdown about your casual use of “oh my gosh,” but let me confess: before your little ears were tuned in to everything I said, my language was a lot more… expressive. I’m not talking about the occasional “oops”; I used to unleash a torrent of expletives, sometimes calling friends amusing names for no reason at all. “Cocksucker” and “dickhole” were in regular rotation, and “freakin’” was my go-to adjective. These days, it feels odd when I slip up. I’m sorry if I seem like a buzzkill, but I have to keep up appearances with you little ones. Call me a hypocrite if you want, but let’s keep it civil!
2. I Knew How to Have Fun.
One day, I’ll likely have a stern chat with you after you come home smelling like a party. I won’t be the “cool mom” who lets you drink at home; trust me, I have my reasons. But before I became the adult you know, I used to revel in the nightlife. I’ve had nights where I danced on tables, ate way too many cheese fries, and even bought a Christmas tree at 4 a.m. You should know that I did some reckless things back then, but thankfully nothing catastrophic happened. Just remember: always make smart choices, and I promise when you turn 21, we’ll celebrate together—responsibly.
3. I Wasn’t Always a Taskmaster.
Yes, I know I can be a nag. “Eat your veggies! Get dressed faster! Go to bed this instant!” But believe it or not, I wasn’t always such a strict enforcer. Not too long ago, I’d sleep in until noon, eat cereal for dinner, and binge-watch shows with your dad. Back then, life was all about spontaneity and relaxation. But now, I’m trying to teach you how to be responsible adults, so the whiteboards and timeouts come into play. Deep down, I’d love nothing more than to have popcorn and movie marathons until the sun comes up. So, how about a deal? This weekend, I’ll let you have waffles for dinner if you let me sleep in until noon. Sounds fair, right?
4. I Used to Be Considered Cool.
I know you probably won’t believe this, and honestly, I’m having a hard time accepting it myself. Next topic!
5. I Dreamed of You Before You Existed.
Long before I had my first sip of wine or uttered a curse word, I always had a vision of you. The idea of having my own family was a dream I cherished. In some cosmic way, I was destined to be your mama before I even realized it. Yes, you’ve changed a lot about me, but you’ve also given me the greatest gift I could ever ask for. You made my dreams come true, and for that, I’d give up everything else a hundred times over.
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