I’m a planner at heart. I check the forecast incessantly, keep a stash of snacks in my car, and never leave home without an extra pair of contacts and fresh underwear. So, you can imagine my shock when I realized that the $400 I spent on hospital prep courses and the endless advice from parenting books didn’t quite get me ready for motherhood. Who would have guessed?
What I truly needed was the wisdom of a seasoned postpartum version of myself to share some straightforward truths:
- You Won’t Look Like You Just Had a Baby: Congratulations on your new arrival! However, no one informed your postpartum body that it should resemble anything other than a woman who just finished a marathon. I mean, I didn’t even look five months pregnant when I was five months along, yet there I was, flabbergasted as I exited the hospital looking like I was 148 months along. If you had a C-section, add another 19 months to that. Forget the “getting your body back” nonsense; you’re walking out with a baby and a whole lot of bloating that makes PMS feel like a day at the spa.
- Take What You Can from the Hospital: It doesn’t matter if you have the best insurance or a pile of baby gifts—what you really need is not found at trendy boutiques. Instead, you should be “liberating” supplies from the hospital. Get chummy with the nurses; they have access to all the essentials you’ll be grateful for later: oversized pads, nipple cream, and even those glorious mesh granny panties that are as soothing as a hug from your own grandma. The best part? They’re disposable, so you can save your favorite lingerie for better days.
- Your Body Will Keep Giving Birth: Here’s where I might get a bit personal, but bear with me. The aftermath of giving birth can feel like an extended version of a middle school period—frequent and quite intense. Seriously, it’s a bit like an alien invasion down there for weeks. If you’ve been warned about postpartum bleeding, believe it! You’ll need all those giant pads from the hospital because the regular ones just won’t cut it. May our eco-conscious hearts forgive what we contribute to landfills.
- Visitors Are a Blessing (Especially with Food): Don’t be shy about welcoming visitors, particularly those bearing snacks! Those delicious meals you prepped? Still frozen solid. Newsflash: no one will judge your hygiene while they’re there to hold the baby and help out. In fact, they’ll be eager to do something, so why not let them? Just try to avoid eating lasagna straight out of your hands while they’re present!
- Newborns Have Their Own Agenda: It’s not you—it’s them. Babies can be adorably unpredictable, swinging from angelic to tyrannical in seconds. Don’t take their mood swings personally; just remember to document these moments for future leverage when it’s time to debate their choice of nursing home.
- Breastfeeding Isn’t Always Natural: Contrary to popular belief, breastfeeding can be challenging. While it’s often described as the most natural thing in the world, many new moms find it’s anything but easy. There’s a reason lactation consultants exist! If you’re struggling, seek help or switch to formula without guilt. Remember, whatever you choose is the right choice for you and your baby.
- You Don’t Need to Have All the Answers: This may be the simplest yet hardest truth to grasp. Loving and caring for your baby is all that matters. Since your little one knows only you, in their eyes, you’re already perfect.
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Summary
Life after giving birth comes with its own set of unexpected challenges, from the physical changes to emotional ups and downs. Embrace the journey, seek help when needed, and remember that your love is what truly matters in this new adventure.
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