When Taylor Swift speaks, everyone listens. It got me pondering: if her music career ever takes a turn, she could totally start a side gig called Swift Solutions. Okay, maybe I need to work on that name, but she’d be the ultimate problem solver—a real “fixer.” I’d be first in line to book her services!
Here’s a list of the annoyances and dilemmas that I’d gladly pay T. Swift to tackle for me:
- Getting My Kids Ready for School: Can someone please explain how it takes a full NINETY MINUTES to get my kids to put their shoes on? Is that too much to ask?!
- Talking to My Mom: I need Taylor to help me explain to my mom—gently—that 9:30 p.m. is the only time I get to myself or with my husband after a long day, and it’s simply not the best time for a chat. (No, Mom, this isn’t about you. It’s about me needing a moment!)
- NFL Conspiracies: I’d love for her to convince my husband that, yes, Tom Brady likely knew about those deflated balls, so he can stop obsessing over this NFL conspiracy theory.
- Taking Down the Confederate Flag: How about a dome over South Carolina until they finally remove that flag? It’s time for change!
- Summer Camp Costs: If Taylor could just wave a magic wand and reduce those outrageous summer camp fees or find a way to balance the summer attendance for kids (none) and for working parents (lots), I’d be grateful.
- Toddler Hygiene: Can she help with the rapid growth of toddler nails and the foot bacteria of my third grader? They always seem to need attention at the same time. Why is that?
- Printers That Actually Work: I want her to help end the reign of terrible all-in-one printers and their tiny toner cartridges. Seriously, where’s the accountability?
- Paid Parental Leave: Let’s give dads some paid paternity leave, shall we? And while we’re at it, let’s also get paid maternity leave for moms.
- Photo Storage Madness: Lastly, can she take care of deleting old photos on my phone so I can capture my daughter in that adorable outfit? By the time I clear enough space, she’s already made a mess—and what happened to the promised Cloud storage?
That wraps it up! But if Taylor has any energy left after all that, perhaps she should just run for president; she’s got my vote!
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In summary, if Taylor Swift could help with these parenting challenges, life would be a lot smoother and way more fun!
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