I like to think of myself as a generally cheerful person—lighthearted, self-mocking, and pretty chill. That is, until I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep. Then, I transform into a grumpy, irritable, short-tempered emotional wreck who believes I’m always right. Except during those rare moments when I’m undeniably wrong, and then it feels like nothing is going right.
Still with me?
Here’s the kicker: I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since my son arrived in the summer of 2014. So now, I’m way past just being grumpy; I think my husband sometimes reminisces about the days when I was merely a cranky, snappy, emotional disaster. Ah, the good ol’ days.
Babies are amazing—truly! From their tufts of soft hair to their tiny, crinkly toes, they absolutely rock life. Those early weeks with a newborn can feel like pure magic. But let’s be real—they’re also incredibly draining. That’s why I’ve put together a little survival guide for new dads (and moms) who are navigating parenthood with a spouse like me (sorry, not sorry) and a newborn:
- Avoid Commenting on Appearance: Telling your partner she looks worse for wear is not a good move. She’s probably not focused on her looks right now. If she survived the day without a meltdown, consider that a win.
- Steer Clear of “Don’t Take This the Wrong Way”: Trust me, when you hear that phrase, you know it’s about to go south.
- Don’t Misread Signals: If your partner is lying face down in bed in the morning, don’t assume it’s an invitation for intimacy. She’s likely just snoozing.
- Skip the “What Did You Do All Day?”: Here’s a typical day for a new parent:
– Feed baby.
– Burp baby.
– Change baby.
– Stare in awe at baby.
– Question how you both created such a miracle.
– Change baby again after a mess.
– Make a peanut butter sandwich that you’ll forget to eat.
– Repeat. - Be Prepared for Messes: When your child makes a mess in your arms, don’t look at your partner and say, “I think the baby needs a change.” You know where the diapers are—use them!
- Communicate About Timing: If you’ll be late getting home by more than a few minutes, inform your partner. She’s been waiting all day and may launch the baby at you when you finally arrive.
- Remember, You’re Not Babysitting: Caring for your own child is not babysitting. You don’t get paid, but feel free to snack from the fridge.
- Comfort Your Partner When She Cries: If she bursts into tears for no apparent reason, just give her a hug. Don’t question it; offer comfort, tissues, and maybe a bubble bath.
- Listen When She Says Something is Wrong with the Baby: If she has concerns, take them seriously and keep her off Google. Trust me, you don’t want to deal with the fallout after she reads about rare congenital diseases online.
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In summary, parenting is a wild ride filled with ups and downs, and a good sense of humor goes a long way. Keep communication open, avoid sensitive topics, and don’t forget to lend a hand—your partner will appreciate it more than you know.
Keyphrase: New Dad Survival Guide
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