In celebration of the 30th anniversary of a certain classic teen film from the ’80s, let’s take a reflective journey through ten significant changes—or perhaps similarities—between then and now.
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Employment
- 1985: Secured a job as a hostess at a local diner, earning a whopping $3.50 an hour!
- 2015: Now I’m getting paid to write! At a freelance rate that, if you do the math, is still around $3.50 an hour.
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Anticipation
- 1985: Sat anxiously by the phone, waiting for that cute guy from the beach to call.
- 2015: Now, I sit by the phone waiting for my kid’s soccer schedule to be posted.
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Snack Choices
- 1985: Enjoyed Ruffles chips with a generous scoop of sour cream and onion dip.
- 2015: Should have invested in Lipton Onion Soup Mix long ago, it’s always a hit!
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Cinema
- 1985: The Breakfast Club premiered, and I was told I looked like Ally Sheedy—still unsure if that was a compliment or not.
- 2015: Watching The Breakfast Club with my kids; my teenager is mortified while my 11-year-old finds the “inappropriate” bits hilarious. Remind me to keep the original Bad News Bears off-limits!
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Fashion Finds
- 1985: Saved diligently for a pair of $85 paisley Guess jeans, which eventually met their demise in a tragic swap for grey Hanes sweatpants.
- 2015: Just spotted those paisley Guess jeans online for $19, likely because they’re labeled “super skinny.” We’ve all learned that comfort is key.
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Driving Skills
- 1985: Passed my driver’s test with a shaky parallel park in a Pontiac station wagon. My instructor advised extra practice—which I conveniently forgot to pass along to my parents.
- 2015: Still struggling with parallel parking, but I can back into tight spots like a pro! My latest triumph? Maneuvering a minivan between two luxury cars.
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Awards
- 1985: Came to terms with the fact that trophies weren’t in my future, pretending it didn’t bother me.
- 2015: Big news! You can now purchase trophies that double as wine stoppers. Now that’s America for you!
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Live Music
- 1985: Attended that legendary Purple Rain tour with Prince, which was unforgettable (for reasons I won’t elaborate on).
- 2015: My child is captivated by Taylor Swift’s wardrobe and catchy tunes. But back in my day? Well, maybe I’ll keep that to myself.
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Rest and Relaxation
- 1985: Dreamed away nine hours of sleep each night with a school schedule that allowed for a balanced life.
- 2015: High school starts at the crack of dawn, and I can’t function without coffee. My teen isn’t there yet, but it’s only a matter of time.
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Friendship Choices
- 1985: Chose my friends carefully.
- 2015: Still making wise choices. The friendships my kids form are what truly matter—not the competitive sports or academic accolades. People always come first.
Bonus Insight
The song “Nothing Compares 2 U,” a tribute to those Ruffles and dip moments, was penned by Prince in 1985 and later popularized by Sinead O’Connor. For the record, Prince always reigns supreme—imagine that purple bathtub filled with sour cream and onion dip! I’ll handle the chips.
In summary, while some aspects of life have changed dramatically since 1985, others remain surprisingly similar. Nostalgia blends with new experiences, making parenting a unique blend of the past and present. If you’re curious about the journey of parenthood, check out more resources on pregnancy and home insemination at Healthline and consider exploring options like this at-home insemination kit.
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