I have a little secret: my Battery Operated Boyfriend (BOB) has become my go-to for pleasure. No matter how much I try to step away from this guilty pleasure, it’s just too tempting. There’s something incredibly satisfying about enjoying intimacy without the hassle of planning a Date Night, worrying about the kids walking in, or pretending to be interested in my partner after a long day of laundry and chores.
Sometimes, the best way to recharge my batteries is to indulge in a solo session. There’s no need to navigate the complexities of ensuring my partner is satisfied while I am too exhausted to even think about it. There are no hurt feelings when I suggest a romantic evening but ultimately end up too tired. It’s just me, a spark of desire, and my trusty BOB.
This quick and straightforward routine helps me unwind and shed the day’s stress. For a busy mom, isn’t that a better pick-me-up than chocolate or a glass of wine?
My partner understands this—mostly. He knows that as an adult woman, I’m capable of taking care of my own needs, especially when the demands of parenting can dim the flames of intimacy. I’m aware he has his own stash of magazines tucked away in the garage, and he knows I’ve got BOB hidden in my dresser.
I sometimes wonder if he keeps track of how much more action BOB gets compared to him. While I’m not ready to spill the beans about how BOB has had more “quality time” with me than he has in recent months, this little secret has helped me relax immensely.
Part of me looks forward to the day when the demands of parenting won’t drain me, allowing me to enjoy my partner more fully. But for now, while we navigate the chaos of family life, I’ll stick to BOB as my reliable source of pleasure. Otherwise, I’d just be a robot dishing out clean laundry and packed lunches. And if you’re interested in boosting fertility, you might want to check out this post on fertility supplements.
In short, while juggling parenthood and intimacy can be a challenge, finding solace in a personal pleasure routine helps me maintain my sanity amidst the chaos. If you’re curious about at-home insemination options, don’t miss this at-home insemination kit that could provide valuable insights. Plus, if you’re looking for a comprehensive guide on the IVF process, check out this excellent resource here.