Being a parent is a whirlwind, especially with four little ones under the age of seven. Here are some of the phrases that echo through our home every day:
- Sweetie, it’s still too early. Back to bed!
- It’s only 4:25 a.m. Let’s try to get some more sleep.
- Alright, fine. Just join us in bed, but please move over a bit.
- I can’t breathe! Your foot is digging into my back!
- Okay, I’m up! Let’s head downstairs.
- One moment, I just need to grab my coffee.
- Time to get up! You’ll be late for school if you don’t hurry!
- Not yet! We just had breakfast, remember?
- We’re running late! Come on, out of bed!
- Wait for Mommy! Don’t pour the milk yet!
- Hold on, let me grab some paper towels first.
- Now! Mommy said NOW! Get UP!
- Please don’t hit your sister, honey.
- Where did I put my coffee again?
- You need to pee? Yay! Hurry, let’s get to the potty!
- No, sweetheart, pee IN the potty, NOT on the floor!
- Ouch! If I trip over that toy again, it’s going in the trash!
- No riding the dog! Get off, that’s not okay.
- Seriously, please don’t hit your sister.
- Has anyone seen my phone? Let’s play hide and seek to find it!
- Buddy, please take your hand out of your pants.
- Keep the crayons on the paper. Great, just on the paper!
- Not snack time yet! We just had lunch!
- No crayons on the table! Just ON the paper!
- Where is my coffee? Oh, in the microwave again…
- If you hit your sister again, you’re going to time out.
- Dude, your hand is still in your pants.
- Get down from there! You’re not allowed to climb up.
- Yes, Mommy loves you so much—just don’t hit your brother again.
- That’s it. You’re in time out. Let’s go!
- Please don’t bang on the door; your time out will restart.
- It’s okay, accidents happen. Let’s change your outfit.
- Remember, clothes go IN the hamper!
- Time out is starting over, buddy.
- Alright, I need to work. Where’s my laptop?
- What did I say? Do NOT pull the keys off my laptop!
- Is that in the baby’s mouth? You can’t feed her that!
- Are you choking? Look at Mommy! Open your mouth!
- No, don’t eat that from the garbage!
- Sure, I’d love to watch Peppa Pig. Again!
- Don’t throw the whole toilet paper roll in the toilet!
- Ugh, where’s the plunger? Who moved it?
- Who got the crayons out again? And who’s writing on the walls?
- Stop eating the dog’s food! Seriously, enough!
- Sit here and watch this show while I take a quick shower, okay?
- Can you watch your little sister for five seconds while I shower?
- You’re right, I did shower two days ago.
- Nope, not yet. It’s NOT snack time!
- Get back here! You don’t have pants on!
- Yes, you have to wear at least underwear.
- No, it’s not time yet. Daddy won’t be home for four more hours.
- Where’s my phone? Have you seen it?
- Wait! Are you calling someone right now?
- What have you done? You just bought all those apps?
- Time out for me too. Mommy needs a break.
- Get your hand out of there! Don’t stick your fingers in the toaster!
- Still two and a half hours until Daddy gets home.
- Lovely! Crunching crackers underfoot is my favorite.
- Where’s the dog? Is she in your room again?
- Oh shoot, Mommy said shoot.
- We need some fresh air. Let’s go for a walk!
- Where are your shoes? Why can’t I find your other one?
- Is the baby chewing on your shoe again? Put them away!
- What is that smell?
- Hold on, Mommy has to change the baby.
- No, don’t take your shoes off! We’ve got to go!
- Don’t unbuckle yourself! Are you trying to get out of your car seat?
- One…two…three…where’s the fourth? Okay, we’re all here and safe.
- Stop rolling down the window! You could get hurt!
- That’s it, I’m pulling over if you don’t buckle back up!
- Daddy’s home!! Yayyyyy! DADDY!!!!
- Please take one of them, even for five minutes. Just a little break!
- No fighting on the stairs! Someone could fall!
- Get the ice pack! See, I told you someone would get hurt!
- Where’s the remote? Who hid it again?
- Put your clothes IN the hamper, please!
- Keep the water IN the tub! Don’t dump it on her!
- Yes, I like John Cena, but you can’t dropkick your sister!
- Time to brush your teeth! Let’s go!
- Don’t swallow that! Spit it out! You can’t eat the toothpaste!
- Let’s read this book, oh great—half the pages are gone.
- Come here, it’s quiet time. Please don’t do that.
- We are praying. No touching her! Don’t pull her hair!
- Time for bed! Come on, sweetie, it’s bedtime!
- No, you’ve had enough water already!
- One more kiss! Mommy loves you so much. Good night!
- Hurry up! Let’s go potty one last time.
- One more kiss! Love you! See you at breakfast!
- BACK … INTO … BED, please!
- No, no more shows. It’s time for sleep.
- I hear you! You better be in bed!
- I can still hear you!
- I’m coming up there RIGHT NOW!
- Mommy is begging you. PLEASE stay in your bed.
- If you’re a big girl and stay in bed, I’ll give you a surprise!
- No, not Mommy and Daddy’s bed—YOUR bed, you’re a big girl!
- Fine, you can come to our bed, but close your eyes. It’s late.
- No more shows! Everyone is asleep!
- Okay, just one more show. Then you promise you’ll sleep?
- Honey, we have no room. Can you go get the baby?
- Wait, what? It’s morning? What a surprise!
Every day in motherhood feels like a marathon that somehow leads to laughter and tears all at once. The exhaustion is real, but I wouldn’t trade this experience for anything. I may not have everything perfectly in order, but my love for my kids is boundless. Some days, it’s all I can do to push through the chaos and just ask for one more blessed day. And when tomorrow comes, I know I will find the strength to tackle it again. We are warriors in this journey of motherhood.
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