Remember these gems? Garanimals is a brilliant clothing line designed to help kids effortlessly mix and match their outfits. Each piece comes with an animal tag, so if you pair a “zebra” shirt with “zebra” pants, you know they coordinate. However, as a parent, I’ve come to realize that kids couldn’t care less about matching. In fact, they often go out of their way to create mismatched looks. Honestly, who could use Garanimals more than adults? I’d be over the moon if I could easily match my clothes—can someone get Michael Kors on the line?
2. L.L.Bean Classic Bean Boots
These boots were all the rage back in the 80s, offering the charm of a rubber boot without much protection above the ankle. Amazingly, L.L.Bean still sells the original Bean boots, but they come with a catch: they’re notoriously slow to produce. Their website warns customers to “order now” to secure a pair, which will be delivered to you via horse and buggy—just allow eight to ten months for shipping. Patience is key!
3. Steak-umms
It’s hard to believe that Steak-umms were such a hit in the ‘80s. These thinly sliced beef pieces can go from frozen to fully cooked in under a minute—how is that even possible? As a busy mom, I can appreciate the convenience of a meal that cooks quickly, but I worry about the repercussions of such speed. And who else thinks it’s odd that the mom in the 1981 commercial isn’t even eating a Steak-umm? What is she hiding?
4. Underoos
Underoos were an absolute favorite for kids during the ‘80s, and now they’re available in adult sizes for those who still want to embrace their inner superhero. They’re amusing—at least from the waist up. From the waist down, though, well, that’s another story.
5. ThighMaster
Surprisingly, the ThighMaster is still on shelves, thanks to Suzanne Somers continuing to promote it. Now with a vibrating feature, it’s even more intriguing. The tagline, “Just put it between your knees and squeeze,” brings a chuckle. You can still find the classic version on eBay for those longing for a bit of nostalgia. Honestly, any exercise tool that can be used while lounging is a winner in my book—imagine using it while waiting for your Steak-umms to cook!
6. Enya
Enya is still going strong, boasting nearly two million Facebook fans. Her music has a soothing quality that can make any stressful moment melt away. Listening to her feels like a mini-vacation, and I recently caught myself transported to the beach while driving, only because her melodies were playing.
7. Swanson TV Dinners
Who can forget the excitement of Friday nights filled with babysitters, “Love Boat,” and those compartmentalized Swanson dinners? While they still make frozen meals, we’ve sadly lost the iconic tin trays. There was something so satisfying about scraping the bottom of the tray to get every last bite of mashed potatoes. And let’s not forget the apple cobbler—the ultimate treat if you could pop it out intact!
8. Electric Blankets
Electric blankets remain a cozy option, still available for sale. Tucking your kids in under those warm wires offers a nostalgic comfort—just be careful with that water bottle nearby! They should come with instructions like those for a Butterball turkey: preheat and enjoy!
9. Molly McButter
Molly McButter is still around and has gathered quite a following, with over 10,000 fans on Facebook. This charming character reminds us that even butter-flavored flakes can have a personality. The jingle from her commercials is bound to stick in your head for days. It’s a bit amusing how the guy in the ad seems oblivious to the flirtation—maybe he needs a little Enya in his life to help him sail away!
In conclusion, it’s delightful to see how some childhood favorites have stood the test of time. From Garanimals to Molly McButter, these products remind us of simpler days, while also serving new generations.
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