I often thank my lucky stars that I don’t drive daily, or I’d probably lose my sanity on the road. Did you know that one of the leading causes of road rage, according to NBC News, is seeing other drivers glued to their phones? Seriously, what are they thinking? It’s utterly reckless! And guess what? Tailgaters, those left lane squatters, and the dreaded slowpokes round out the top four culprits. But let’s not forget the real chaos that often unfolds right behind me—because, yes, that’s where my kids are.
When I’m at the wheel, it’s not a carpool of adults; it’s a wild ride with my little ones in tow. With some insights from my partner, here are the top 10 most maddening things kids do in the backseat.
- Kicking the Seat
I don’t care if it’s synchronized with the beat of the music—stop it already! - Playing with the Windows
When all windows are open, it’s bliss. But when just one is ajar, my ears get the workout of a lifetime. - Unexpected Shrieking
Nothing like a random shout-out about something completely off-topic to jolt me out of my driving zone. - Talking Back to Video Games
They’ll respond to their games aloud and then get annoyed when I ask, “What’s happening?” But if they say something and we tune out, it’s a whole different story. - Sibling Squabbles
Whether they’re baiting each other or just grossing one another out, arguments are a constant source of distraction. - The Age-Old “Are We There Yet?”
A classic question that never gets old—at least for them! - “How Much Longer?”
In miles, minutes, or even seconds. And heaven forbid if I miscalculate! - Curiosity About Our Destination
“Where are we going?” is always a letdown when I can’t predict the future. - What’s For Dinner?
As if I have control over every restaurant menu across the globe! It’s still morning, folks! - Any Additional Questions
After they’ve bombarded me with all the above inquiries, they somehow still have more. It’s all about cause and effect, kids!
This article was originally published on May 15, 2015.
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In summary, having kids in the car can turn an ordinary drive into a chaotic adventure filled with nonsensical questions and distractions. But despite the madness, these moments are part of the wild ride of parenthood.
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