Every time I step into Abercrombie & Fitch, I’m greeted by one of the sharply dressed sales associates, ready with their slick, youthful banter. While it might flow seamlessly between two trend-loving teens, it feels a bit out of place when exchanged between a mom in yoga pants and a guy in skinny jeans. Trust me, we all feel the cringe, especially my eye-rolling teenagers.
To lighten the mood, I usually go with a simple, “Um..not much.” But if I’m honest, I’ve got a whole arsenal of responses in mind. Here are 25 amusing ways to reply:
- Well, I’m dealing with a wedgie, running late for Zumba, and I really need to schedule that mammogram. What’s new with you?
- Ever since I upped my fiber intake, life has been… eventful.
- Could you point me to your “plus-size” section, please?
- I’ll have a gin and tonic with extra lime, if you’re offering!
- Are you as heartbroken as I am about Zayn leaving One Direction?
- Late on the electric bill again, huh?
- LOL! TTYL!
- Can you crank up the music? I can’t feel the bass in my left kidney!
- Why are you getting so up close and personal?
- Any tips on where I can find some overpowering cheap cologne?
- So… where are your mom jeans?
- Aren’t you going to ask for my ID?
- Does this hoodie come in adult sizes, or is it just for toddlers?
- I’d love to shop, but I forgot my guide dog.
- Looks like you’ve got a lot of cool SWAG in here, for sure!
- Did you see Downton Abbey last night? It’s getting wild!
- Need a hand folding those shirts? That pile is a bit chaotic.
- Sorry, but I’m happily married.
- ACTIVIAAAAAA!
- What’s your take—Toyota Sienna or Honda Odyssey?
- “If I could turn back time… If I could find a way!”
- 1996 called, and it wants its flannel shirt back… oh, wait.
- Hold on, I’m searching for my Groupon. I know it’s around here!
- I think I dated your dad back in high school… or maybe we just got tipsy and hooked up… it’s a blur.
- So, you mean, “What’s up?” Because, “That’s what she said!”
This article was originally published on April 28, 2023.
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In summary, the next time you find yourself in an Abercrombie & Fitch, don’t hesitate to embrace your humor and respond in a way that suits your personality. After all, it’s not just about shopping; it’s about having a little fun along the way!
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