I’m not one to gamble, but I suspect there’s a little incentive for Starbucks employees who concoct the most outlandish coffee creations for the chilly months. It all began with the Pumpkin Spice craze, and before we knew it, unusual ingredients like twigs and flan, typically found lurking in dubious trail mixes, started popping up on the menu.
Now, as I stroll through the snowy fields during the first frost of winter, I find myself torn between savoring my coffee as it is or tossing in some natural curiosities from the ground. But with spring finally here, the nutty fruitcake Frappuccinos and their quirky relatives have gone into hiding. What will quench my thirst now? And where are the delightful springtime options?
With nothing on the sophisticated chalkboards that tickles my fancy on these sunny days, I’ve come up with a few suggestions that draw inspiration from the essence of spring, akin to those cinnamon-infused lattes. Enjoy!
COFFEE CREATIONS
- Leaf Bud Arabica con Leche
- Forsythia Flat White
- Soccer Cleattaccino
- Café con Pupa
- French-Roasted Easter Basket Grass
- Chai Mucous Latte
- Frothed Honey Birdseed Blend
- Antihistimine a la Mode
- Bulletproof Crocus
- Robusta Lawn Trimmings
TEAS AND MORE
- Dandelion Detox Iced Tea
- Bulb Sangria Slush
- Potting Soil Blended Beverage
- Weedy Lemonade
- Bird Bath Breezer
As we embrace the season of renewal, it’s time for Starbucks to shake things up with these playful options. If you’re on your own journey of starting a family, check out our blog post about couples’ fertility journey for intracervical insemination. For expert advice, the Cleveland Clinic’s podcast on IVF and fertility preservation is an excellent resource. And if you’re looking to enhance your experience, consider the at-home intracervical insemination syringe kit.
In summary, as Starbucks transitions into spring, let’s hope they consider refreshing their menu with whimsical flavors that capture the spirit of the season.
Keyphrase: Starbucks Spring Seasonal Flavors
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