If you’ve been taking little Max to a slew of birthday celebrations lately, it’s only a matter of time before he starts asking for a party of his own. Sure, you could say no, but then you’d earn the title of The Meanest Parent Ever, especially since you’re already doing your best to keep him safe from things like drowning in the tub or choking on an entire hot dog. But really, who denies their child a birthday party?
If you find yourself in this predicament, don’t fret! Here’s a handy list of tips to help you navigate the wild world of hosting a birthday party for elementary-aged kids.
Tip #1: Avoid Hosting at Home
Let’s be real: other people’s kids can be chaotic. They’ll bounce on your couch, drop cake on your carpet, rummage through your things, and even invade your personal space. You might start to think that their parents skipped the manners class. Save yourself the headache and rent out a venue like a bowling alley, a kids’ fun zone, or even a pizza place with a rodent mascot. Yes, it might cost a bit more, but your sanity is worth every penny!
Tip #2: Be Clear on the Invites
Make sure your invitations are packed with enough details that even a monkey could RSVP. Parents with young children crave clarity. Don’t make them dig for info. Provide multiple ways to respond, like a simple text or a quick message through social media. Include key details like the date, time (trust me, two hours is all you need), location, whether parents should stick around (but prepare for additional hosting duties if they do), RSVP date, and any allergy info.
Tip #3: Ditch the Fancy Party Favors
You know those elaborate favors that kids come home with? Custom-made capes and personalized bags—what happens to them? They vanish into the ether! Instead of splurging on these items, go for budget-friendly options like candy, stickers, or temporary tattoos. Better yet, skip favors altogether; kids will forget about them the second they step foot inside their homes.
Tip #4: Simplicity is Key
Those intricate party ideas you see on Pinterest? A waste of time and effort. Kids aren’t clamoring for more veggies, no matter how cute you make them look. Stick to the basics: a few balloons and whatever snack package your venue offers will do the trick. And when it comes to birthday cakes, leave the complicated decorations to someone who has more time on their hands.
Tip #5: Stock Up on Adult Beverages
This one’s for you! Once the madness subsides, you’ll want to unwind with your favorite drink, reminiscent of those wild college parties. It really takes a toll on you, so make sure you have a little something for yourself to celebrate surviving the day.
Happy party planning, and remember, you’ve got this!