It seems like a common mix-up — mistaking your plain juice for a fancy cocktail, right? Well, that’s exactly what happened to little Mia, who unknowingly gulped down her mother’s fruity drink. According to Mia’s mom, Sarah, the two-year-old noticed something was off and said it tasted strange. Yet, just like a future party animal in training, she kept sipping until Sarah took a taste herself and realized the truth. “She was wobbling and smooching everything in sight,” Sarah recounted to a local news outlet. After enjoying their meal, they headed to the ER about an hour and a half later, where it was confirmed that Mia had indeed consumed alcohol. Thankfully, she’s perfectly fine now, and a representative from Texas Roadhouse has issued an apology for the incident, also revealing that the family’s meal was complimentary.
Was this a preemptive move to avoid a lawsuit? Perhaps. But it was also a kind gesture that got us thinking: What other creative strategies can parents employ to snag a free meal while dining with their little ones? Here are some amusing tactics that have worked in the past:
- Have your child tell the server that your house just burned down.
- Get your server to accidentally drop a curse word on Father’s Day.
- Visit during the lunch rush so you’re forced to wait for a table.
- Create confusion with your order, leading to multiple wrong dishes.
- Show up incredibly pregnant — we mean really, really pregnant.
- Arrive while under the influence — like really, really high.
This article, first published on March 29, 2015, reminds us that while parenting can be a wild ride, a little humor and creativity can sometimes lead to unexpected perks. For more tips on navigating the parenting landscape, check out our post on the at-home insemination kit, which offers valuable insights for those considering their family options. If you’re curious about fertility resources, the Cleveland Clinic has an excellent podcast on IVF and fertility preservation that you might find informative.
In summary, getting a free meal with kids can be done without resorting to extreme measures. A little creativity and humor may go a long way in turning an ordinary dining experience into something memorable.
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