Navigating the texting world as a parent can lead to some truly baffling moments. Here are eight of the most ridiculous antics that parents engage in when they try to connect with their kids over text.
- Obsessively Perfect Grammar: Some parents feel the need to use impeccable grammar at all times. And then, they love to call us out on our own grammar mishaps. Seriously, it’s perfectly fine to ditch those capital letters and punctuation every now and then!
- Unnecessary Grammar Rules: Ever received a text with colons and random ellipses? Yeah, let’s not do that, Mom. It’s not a Shakespearean sonnet.
- Assuming We’re Tipsy: When our texts aren’t as grammatically flawless as yours, you think we’re drunk. How else could I respond to your text about partying with fictional character Kyle Chandler?
- Constant Updates on Their Lives: Some parents feel the need to text in quick succession, detailing every single thing they’re doing. “I’m now moving to the kitchen!” Thanks for the play-by-play, but I think I can survive without it.
- Awkward Selfies: Nothing says “I love you” like an unexpected selfie of you in your pajamas. Maybe save that for FaceTime?
- Playful Teasing: Making fun of us is a classic move, but it can be a bit much. We get it, you’re hilarious.
- Emoji Overload: Some parents have an undeniable knack for overusing emojis. It’s like they think every message needs a party hat and a cat face. -______-
- Sudden Interest in Trends: One minute, they’re clueless about TikTok, and the next, they’re trying to send you the latest meme. It’s both cringe-worthy and hilarious to witness.
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In summary, while parents may come across as a bit ridiculous when texting, it’s often just their quirky way of trying to connect. Whether it’s their grammar obsession or emoji enthusiasm, these antics can provide some much-needed laughter in our daily lives.
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