Surprise, surprise! I’m expecting my third child. There it is, out in the open. My partner, Jake, and I weren’t explicitly planning for a third, but we hadn’t completely shut the door either. I was still teetering on the edge of that decision, while he had made up his mind the instant our second son arrived. So, to say this news is unexpected would be a gross understatement.
Not long ago, I found myself anxiously pacing in the restroom of a grocery store, awaiting the results of a pregnancy test (no judgment, it was the only place available). Those few minutes felt like an eternity, and when the results finally appeared – I was frozen in disbelief. How did this happen? Sure, I know the mechanics, but still—how did this happen?
In the next thirty seconds, my mind raced like a rollercoaster. Panic set in, and my thoughts spiraled out of control:
- Look at it again. This can’t be right.
- Did I follow the instructions properly?
- What does a smiley face even signify?
- How? How did this happen?
- Did I forget to take my pill?
- Jake is going to lose it!
- I’m still carrying the baby weight from number two!
- What if this one’s another boy? Can I manage three boys?
- I need a new car! Three car seats? Really?
- Can we still afford family vacations? Party of five!?
- No more guest room for visitors.
- How far along am I anyway?
- Oh no, I just had that girls’ weekend and indulged a lot!
- I need to look for another job. Jake probably will too.
- Wait, what if it’s a girl? WHAT IF IT IS A GIRL?
- I definitely need another job.
Hold on… I’m still in a Walmart restroom. I should probably call Jake.
Okay, breathe. You’re pregnant. I’m pregnant. I can handle this.
After my mental pep talk, I instinctively placed my hand on my belly and a smile crept across my face. Here we go again, but this time we’re officially a party of five. God help me.
For those navigating similar surprises, check out our post on fertility boosters for men at Make A Mom. You can also learn more about home insemination options through Healthline, which is an excellent resource for pregnancy planning. If you’re diving deeper into the topic, don’t miss this at-home insemination kit that offers a comprehensive solution.
Summary
Discovering that you’re pregnant with a third child can evoke a whirlwind of emotions, from shock to joy. This journey often leads to thoughts about family dynamics, finances, and future plans. Embracing the surprises of parenthood can be daunting, but ultimately rewarding.
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