As a laid-back mom, my expectations for my kids are pretty simple. I just ask for the basics—be respectful and use good manners. Beyond that, they’re mostly free to do as they please, as long as it doesn’t involve any major injuries. Any mom will tell you that a happy toddler typically means a happy mom, but somehow, my kids seem to forget that happiness is a two-way street. Life would be so much more enjoyable if they made a little effort to brighten my day. So, I’ve compiled a helpful list of ten ways they can easily make me smile:
- Let Me Sleep In: Seriously, if you could manage to sleep past 5 AM, I’d be eternally grateful. Just one more hour until 6 AM would do wonders for my mood. Like a fine wine, the more you let me rest, the better I become (and yes, that bottle at 2 PM? It’s calling my name).
- Try Your Dinner: You don’t have to clean your plate—just take one bite. It’s hard to judge if something’s gross without at least tasting it. Prodding it with your finger or giving it the ol’ sniff test doesn’t count. One bite will do, preferably with a fork, though I understand that’s a bit ambitious.
- Avoid the Craft Supplies: Please, for the love of all that’s holy, stop eating crayons, stickers, and other unidentifiable objects. I know your stomach can handle it, but I’m still traumatized from those rainbow-colored diaper changes.
- Nap Without Drama: You don’t even have to sleep! Just be quiet for an hour. I promise not to check the video monitor, which often reveals you’ve turned your crib into a masterwork of diaper art.
- Keep it Together in the Grocery Store: It’s bad enough that you always go out in pajamas; let’s not add a meltdown to the mix. Please try to blend in and keep it low-key.
- No Nose Experimentation: I get it; you think it’s hilarious when you sneeze out a pinecone chunk in my direction. But one day I might not be able to pull a mystery object from your nostril, and we’ll end up at the ER—talk about embarrassing and costly!
- No More Licking: Just stop. It’s odd and frankly, a little gross.
- Appreciate Your Cup: I know you have a preference for the blue cup, but when I give you that, you suddenly want the red one your sibling has. It’s just a cup, not a soulmate—let’s cut the games.
- Let Me Wash Your Blanket: I understand it’s your best friend, but it doesn’t need to double as a superhero cape or a hat. Just one hour without it, and I promise you’ll survive.
- Hugs are Mandatory: You’re growing so fast! I want to cherish every moment of your affection. Plus, if you give me a hug when I ask, I might just let you have ice cream for breakfast.
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In summary, making mom happy doesn’t have to be complicated. Just a few small efforts can go a long way!
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