So, you’ve decided to enter the contest for “My Most Annoying Facebook Friend.” Here’s how to ensure you don’t disqualify yourself before you even start!
- Conspiracy Theories: If you’ve ever proclaimed that chemtrails are actual chemicals sprayed by the government—rather than the harmless contrails left by planes—you’re out of the running. Similarly, sharing articles from websites like naturalnews.com or infowars.com will also get you disqualified. The reasoning is simple: being both annoying and insane gives you an unfair edge.
- Rumi Quotes: If you’ve ever posted a quote from Rumi as your status, you’re ineligible. We need to limit entries somehow, and this seems like the most effective method. As Rumi wisely put it, “The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”
- Vaccination Controversies: If you’ve ever claimed that vaccinations cause autism or shared “evidence” to back that up, you’re not eligible (refer back to Rule 1). However, if you’ve merely suggested that those who believe in this claim should be allowed to “share their truth,” you’re in the clear.
- Expressions of Gratitude: Sharing good news about your mother’s cancer being in remission may not make you a strong contender, as the word “grateful” could signal a lack of true annoyance. However, if you express gratitude for “yummy snacks” or find a silver lining in your mother’s diagnosis, you’re definitely a candidate. Bonus points for using the hashtag #grateful with a serene photo of a field of lupin, provided it was posted before the contest announcement.
- Name Changes: If you’ve changed your Facebook name, please provide your previous names for our records. If your last alias was Pirate Fox, kindly refrain from illustrating a fox with a purple star eye patch; instead, simply write “Pirate Fox.” If you’ve changed your name more than 14 times in two years or seven times in four years, we request a printed record of all your posts since joining Facebook. Special prizes await if your name changes have significantly increased your annoying presence.
And finally, don’t shy away from entering if you’re “just taking a break from Facebook,” particularly if your last post cited a desire to focus more on family and self. But if you’ve taken the Buzzfeed quiz “Which Game of Thrones Character Are You?” save your entry; this could be vital in case of a tie.
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Summary
In conclusion, to participate in the “My Most Annoying Facebook Friend” contest, steer clear of conspiracy theories, Rumi quotes, vaccination debates, and overly positive gratitude posts. Ensure your name history is transparent, and don’t hesitate to enter even if you’re on a Facebook break.
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