If Toddlers Could Text, Here’s What They’d Say

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By: Funny Family

Updated: August 6, 2016

Originally Published: September 22, 2014

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Related post: 50 Reasons Your Toddler Might Be Wide Awake Right Now

This piece first appeared on September 22, 2014.

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Imagine if toddlers had the chance to send texts

Imagine if toddlers had the chance to send texts; their messages would undoubtedly reflect their adorable yet chaotic world. From snack demands to playground politics, here’s a peek into the whimsical, and often hilarious, thoughts that might fill their tiny screens.

  • “Need snack 🍪 NOW!!!”
  • “Why are grown-ups always talking? Can’t they just play?”
  • “Help! My toy is stuck under the couch! 🛋️”
  • “Why is the sky blue? Why is everything? 🤔”

These playful musings capture the essence of toddlerhood—curious, demanding, and often a little perplexed by the world around them.

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In summary, if toddlers were given the power to text, their messages would be a delightful mix of humor and innocence, reflecting their simple yet profound view of life.

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